My birthday gift was delivered

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

What are you talking about?

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May I suggest death by suffocation from panites?

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

YES gg, you may.

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Have you received your Christmas present yet, Lil?

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hmmm... wonder whats going on here..

*sits back with my popcorn and waits...

My postman hid it behind a plant on my porch.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Better than I could ever hope for.

Does your postman give you a big smile now? Especially now that you've been home everyday over the holidays.

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Of course I had nothing to do with it. I lust heard about it.

What, pray tell, was the great birthday gift, our Queen?

Did it have the senders name so you would know who to thank?

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Where are the pictures?

PF should be worried that the return gift is going to be that animatronic pair of women's panties that's going to carry out Lilith's 'snuff out PF' scheme.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Dang, dat would be a nasty thing ta do, wouldn't it?

**wondering if I have EVERYTHING on my list for this year?**

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Listen, I will literally cut a bitch😁

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas