12-17-2003, 05:52 PM
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Christmas Humor
Chinese Christmas
One beautiful December evening Huan Cho and his girlfriend Jung Lee were sitting by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full moon, when Huan Cho said "Hey baby, let's play Weeweechu."
"Oh no, not now, lets look at the moon" said Jung Lee.
"Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I play Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Huan Cho Begged.
"But I rather just hold your hand and watch the moon."
"Please Jung Lee, just once play Weeweechu with me."
Jung Lee looked at Huan Chi and said, "OK, we'll play Weeweechu."
Huan Cho grabbed his guitar and they both sang ... "Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."
AND SO DO I ... MERRY CHRISTMAS ... DB
AND
It's only fair to view both sides ... Do you know what would have happened if it had been three Wise Women instead of three Wise Men?
They would have asked directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and brought practical gifts.
Pass it on to the wise women in your life!
Men's rebuttal:
Yeah, and do you know what they said when they left? "Did you see the sandals Mary was wearing with that gown?" "That baby doesn't look anything like Joseph!" "Can you believe that they let all of those disgusting animals in the house?" "I heard that Joseph isn't even working right now!" "And that donkey that they are riding has seen better days too!" "Want to bet on how long it will take until you get your casserole dish back?"
Pass it on to all of the unappreciated males in your life!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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12-17-2003, 05:58 PM
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lol those are funnay DB 
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12-18-2003, 05:56 AM
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12-18-2003, 06:18 AM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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How about some....
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12-18-2003, 06:41 AM
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OMG, Lovediva. I can't believe that.  |
12-18-2003, 08:01 AM
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dicksbro,
HO! HO! HO!
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12-18-2003, 12:33 PM
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OMG how sick LMAO damn i shuddnt think thats so funny LMAO
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12-18-2003, 12:56 PM
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dicksbro, lovediva
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12-23-2003, 04:01 PM
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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly
>gates.
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>"In honour of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess
>something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
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>The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
>flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.
>"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.
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>The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He
>shook them and said, "They're bells" .
>Saint Peter said "you may pass through the pearly gates".
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>The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally
>pulled out a pair of women's panties.
>St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what
>do those symbolise?"
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>The man replied, "They're Carols".
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12-23-2003, 04:52 PM
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ROFLMAO!!!
Super funny stuff DB, Diva & CA! Thank you!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
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12-25-2003, 12:21 AM
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So were you good, bad or REALLY bad?
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"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
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12-25-2003, 12:43 AM
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Now, why would I, when reading that 3 men at the pearly gates joke, see PF in my mind as the last guy???
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12-16-2012, 05:32 AM
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12-16-2012, 02:26 PM
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HAHAHAHA! 
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12-23-2012, 05:43 PM
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One Hot Mamma!
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Reindeer Games...
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