04-19-2008, 09:52 PM
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pixie of the wood
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it's business time
who's screwed at their office/workplace? tell us all about it.
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04-19-2008, 10:08 PM
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Melted
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Back when I had first started dating Lake, we both worked at the same place... Since he is a serious workaholic, he'd often stop by work on the weekends just to pick up things or whatever. One time, I think we were coming back from out-of-town and he needed to stop for some reason or other. We had sex in the washroom there - although nothing really would have kept us from doing it in his office, since no one else was around!
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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.
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04-19-2008, 10:21 PM
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No.
It is written on a wall in office heaven in the blood of transgressors,
"Thou shalt not get thy meat where thou gettest thy bread."
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04-19-2008, 10:32 PM
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Turn it up!
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Only in my dreams. I had many fantasies about a few co-workers, but nothing ever even came close to fruition.
Once I had the feeling that I was being accused of sex in the workplace, I was a very young asst training mgr at the local Stop & Rob store chain, working 11-7 graveyard shift...had a very attractive (& buxom) woman to train at one point, a few days after she was sent out to work another store the day mgr said a customer told him that he witnessed a guy & girl coming out of the stockroom with that "JFL" one night during my shift...trying not to look guilty while I thought "I wish", didn't know how to explain to the man that this married lady had confided to me that after popping out 2 kids in a row, she didn't have the slightest interest in sex with anyone
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04-20-2008, 10:54 AM
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pixie of the wood
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OF, is that like don't shit where you eat, only different. (how's that for mealy? )
and since i've hijacked already ...anyone ever hear flight of the concords? (an austrailian lampoon band)
it's business time
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04-20-2008, 12:12 PM
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Loungin' Around
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When we were still in Ohio, but Mr. Osuche was a grad student...we had sex in one of the Electrical Engineering labs. We even left some cum on the floor.
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I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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04-21-2008, 07:06 AM
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wyndhy,
the conchords are second only to Tripod in the current batch of comedy groups.
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05-08-2008, 08:55 PM
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pixie of the wood
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we borrowed a dvd of concords' hbo show. apparently, they are from new zealand.
i do believe i've committed a fatal faux pas where both parties are concerned.
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05-18-2008, 08:04 PM
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Had a client give me head at my desk once.
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05-24-2008, 05:49 PM
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Pixies Horse Widower
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At a time when I worked in a newly-opened nursing home, my then g/f and I fucked our brains out in every single upstairs room (NOT occupied!!!) plus almost half the downstairs rooms, the store rooms, kitchen, staff room (on Xmas Eve! ) and on one memorable occasion, in a downstairs bathtub (while on duty with two other staff).
Not all in the same night, you understand - I'm not that good!
DM
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05-25-2008, 04:15 PM
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Gone with the Wind
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sex at work
When I was a Nursing Student I was infamous for my sexual adventures, mostly in the Student's Residence, but I have to mention the one time that got me in LOTS of trouble., i.e. in a patient's bed, in street clothes, (more or less, I was topless when we were discovered) when I was NOT in clinical!
But I NEVER had sex when I was on duty working in a hospital. (A brief bit of solo fingering or the occasional vibe adventure alone in the Women's Washroom during my break does not count!)
I have had sex in the Surgeon's shower, the Nurse's locker room, the Doctor's locker room, in parked cars in the garage and in the parking lot, on top of cars in both place, the the garage elevator, in several staff only elevators, various closets and empty conference rooms, plus the "Serenity Garden" bench, but NEVER while on duty!
Mmmm. And the XRAY darkroom and and empty GYN clinic exam room.
I LOVE being a Nurse
WW
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05-25-2008, 04:34 PM
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**cough, cough**
Oh, nurse . . . .
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05-26-2008, 07:56 PM
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Lady in Waiting
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Several times. Mostly good fun!
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05-27-2008, 11:12 PM
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Slut Lolver
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Way back before it was a crime I did it0 all the time.
Flag Girls are fun to play with.
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05-31-2008, 06:15 AM
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i fucked myself out of a really good job once!! Does that count?? Actually, I worked at a place when I was about 22 and there was a gal there that was almost 30. I thought I was imagining things for a while but I literally would catch her staring at my crotch. First time I had ever had that occur....that I caught it anyhow. She got a little more bold as we began to flirt. One day I walked into her office with my pants unzipped and said...."just wanted to give you an unobstructed view!". all she could see was underwear. But, she grinned and blushed and asked if she had been THAT obvious. The rest of the day I found reasons to go in her office.....each time getting a little bolder. YADDA YADDA YADDA.....by the end she was sucking me off in the back of the warehouse. That gal could suck the chrome off of a bumper!!! We began an affair that lasted about a year.
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