If women became men for a month...
...Would they become more sympathetic with the male sex drive?
Too many women are either terrified of men, or annoyed at their lustful attentions. Too few actually CELEBRATE it, openly and joyously, except in bed.
Say the post-room boy walked around the typing pool with a hardon poking out from under his Chino's. Pretty quickly, he'd get the bums rush, and probably his P45 too (or american equivalent), amid screams of "Pervert!" and "Asshole!". Yet if Tingling Tess walked through the Accounts Department in a tight satin shirt, nipples visibly tingling along with the rest of her, the number-crunchers wouldn't run for the nearest Fire Exit, but simply stare appreciatively. I'm sure a few would like to drop their spreadsheets and spread her over their sheets...
(dodges rotten fruit!)
But, I honestly think that if all women had to live as men for just a month, pretty soon the typing pool would show reactions ranging from, "Oh poor thing, he hasn't been laid in ages!" to outright APPLAUSE. I can see some of the girls actually kissing our postal hero, and maybe one of them even grabbing his hand and saying, "Show me where you sort the mail at the back, and I'll help you sort your male thang on your front!"
Yeah, I know...another cheesy line!
But I think it would open womankinds eyes immensely, doing both them and MenKind too a big service. Both genders would be far more relaxed with each other, if they knew how URGENT our drives are.
Ps...I know some girls work in the mail sorting/accounts areas, and a very, very few guys are typists. Just using examples here to make points.
Jaybee.
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