I asked a group of friends that were sitting around th efire last night.

Top issues concerning Toilet Paper
1) That it is there
2) That it does not resemble something like sandpaper or wax paper.
3) That you don't have to collect the the TP before entering.
4) That used toilet paper is no where to be seen or smelt.
5) that it is not wet from the shower the person before you just had.

I personally have found that it works equally well taken from either the top or the bottem.

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