Steph- I got this e-mail by mistake. It's for you.

Ø How to bathe the cat:
> 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
>
> 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet
> water and put both lids up.
>
> 3. Pick up the cat and soothe him and tell him how
> much you love him while you carry him towards the
> bathroom.
>
> 4. VERY IMPORTANT - Quickly check to make sure the
> cat is bigger in circumference than the toilet drain.
>
> 5. In one quick movement put the cat in the toilet
> and close both of the lids in one fluid motion.
> You may need to stand on the lid so he cannot
> escape. The cat will self agitate with his body
> movement and make ample suds. Never mind the noises
> that come from the toilet as the cat is actually
> enjoying this.
>
> 6. After the cat has self agitated for about five
> minutes flush the toilet three or four times.
> This provides a "Power-wash" and "rinse" which I have
> found to be quite effective.
>
> 7. Have someone open the door to the outside, and
> ensure that there are no people between the toilet
> and the direct path to the outside door.
>
> 8. Stand behind the toilet as far away as you can,
> and quickly lift both lids at the same time.
>
> 9. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet,
> and run outside where he will dry himself.
>
> Sincerely and good luck
>
>
> Signed:
> The dog.

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