Okay, now, if your mom cloned herself ... oh, say, 50 times. On Mother's Day do you have to send flowers to all 51?

They used to joke that in the hill country if you divorced your wife, would she still be your sister? Now the answer's not so easy. Might it be possible to end up with a biological mom younger than her biological son? Could she actually be born before the current biological dad? Could the son create the parents?

I think I want to become a lawyer.

NOT.

I've got a headache. Excuse me, I think I'll go over to the million post thread and see if I can suck on Lixy's nipples. It's all her fault.