05-09-2002, 10:54 AM
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hellsbells's Stallion
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don't care the spot is just point me to it....................:-)
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05-09-2002, 12:00 PM
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Manwhore
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pacific Northwest
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Well it won't be transported for awhile Sadora, hop on! I'll be waiting for you to slide by...  
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In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these 
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05-10-2002, 12:19 AM
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Perky Member
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I can't believe I missed this in february!! all of you having this perpetual party and not telling me. Oh well, guess it's not too late. ME NEXT, ME NEXT!!!! PLEASE!!!
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05-10-2002, 01:38 AM
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Registered User
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Location: North Australia
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It's good to see the SOFA dusted off and given a run.
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05-10-2002, 08:16 AM
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Sensual Member
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Location: Florida
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*prepares herself.... knowing she may never get off this contraption* Here we go! Weeeeee!
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05-10-2002, 10:37 AM
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Pixie since 9/3/2001
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Illinois
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Ah, now this is a machine I could learn to like. Any more room on board.(Maybe I could get Glenda the good to help move it.)
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05-10-2002, 03:12 PM
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Turn it up!
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OldFart
Lookup the number at the patent office, I think we've created perpetual motion....
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05-12-2002, 11:45 AM
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Sensual Member
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Oh my!! mmmmm, wooo!
I need to have one of these in my backyard!
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If you won't listen to reason, there's always... Towanda!... Kathy Bates~Fried Green Tomatoes
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05-12-2002, 12:34 PM
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Sadora.
The SOFA, like the Lone Ranger and other heroes, will always
show up where needed.
Just hope and wish hard enough, and send a cheque to
'Madam Sugarfreecandy,
The SOFA Rental Company,
Lingual Way,
Bliss-on-Riding.'
I'm sure SFC'll assist in any way she can, as trustee of the
SOFA for President Foundation.(R)
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05-12-2002, 01:53 PM
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I love to eat fish!!
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Join Date: Mar 2002
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hey how did i miss this???
can i have a go??can i.... can i????
i want some of the chateu face 69 too..??
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05-12-2002, 01:57 PM
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Senior Member
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Location: uk
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I cant believe i've missed this thread.......but i have taken off my heels etc and am standing here in a bow tie slurping '69
forgive me if this has already been redressed but is there an emergency stop button, just in case er someone er gets an appendage um lodged somewhere?
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05-12-2002, 11:36 PM
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Turn it up!
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Damn... I knew we had overlooked something in the design... but I think no one will mind if this ride comes to a halt for a few moments...
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05-13-2002, 03:35 PM
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Oral Freak
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Location: Ontario, Canada
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OMG, rental SOFAs... OF, you are indeed a genius. Perhaps we can rent out Pixies' members as well, to help smaller groups experience the full potential of this marvellous design. I would be happy to take on the positions of Treasurer and Rental Clerk --- in fact, where the SOFA Slippery-Dip™ is concerned, I'm quite willing to take on any position at all!
As for the safety mechanism, it's quite simple. The stairs, that produce the downward angle that induces motion, simply align themselves to produce a flat surface instead, so that there is no more downward pull. (Think of how an escalator works as you near the end of the ride --- the stairs just collapse into themselves and the ride flattens out.)
Further questions may be directed to the SOFA Hotline at 1-800-SOFA-NOW, where I will be personally answering any and all inquiries.
--- sweetstuff,
SOFA administration team
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05-13-2002, 05:34 PM
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Scotzoidman
There is no need for a slow-down mechanism as the SOFA
has a 'Pubic Hair Switch(R)' which ejects a misaligned appendage
through the gag reflex.
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05-15-2002, 12:54 AM
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Living Loving n Laughing
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Just how do you get on? Looks like too much fun to pass this ride up.
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