Have you ever seen /owned a sex toy that when you saw it you thought it didn't look all that impressive only to slip it in and have an explosive orgasm?

I got my first vibe that actually looks like a penis (well almost), veins and all I swear I slipped it in and before I could even begin to pull it back out I was spasming and crying out.

It sure didn't look that enticing or powerful. Blew my freaking mind.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

I know closing my eyes and picturing this will provide many pleasurable moments.

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

moi aussi

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

J'aussi!

and the Pussycats?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Wow Lilith! I need one of those!!!

No, my surprise was ordering it and it arriving and knowing that that thing would never fit inside me!!!! Too shy to send it back too. So, it's pretty too look at!

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~Tainted Love~

Me too, where can I get one?

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Come play with me.

Same with me, IWM! I gotta start looking more closely at the measurements when I buy toys!

Size DOES matter when comes to toys!

CasperTG

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You know, Blackadder, for me socks are like sex. Tons of it about and I never seem to get any.

My Photos:
https://imgur.com/a/80hiRdm

That is definately for sure!!!! But it looked so pretty and the suction cup seemed so handy....

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~Tainted Love~

I bought one of those little intensely powerful vibes with the clit stimulator on the end......i figured it would feel good but i had noooooo idea just howwwwww good.......a couple, twelve quick orgasms, and i'm so slippery, just feels good to slide it back and forth over me and let the little stimulator thingie vibrate against the entrance....OMG!!!....orrrrrr to carefully slide it in if i'm real wet and the stimulator is doing it's thing deep inside......orrrrrr it feels wonderful teasing my ass with the little stimulator........orrrrrr use it to tease my ass while i slip my fingers deep inside......oh yeah and that little wonder tool feels pretty good on nipples too.......

(and y'all keep wondering why i wander off to buy batteries)

I am batteries not included. Just fill me with Pepsi.

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Half of a set :halo:

That was my surprise too! LMAO......it eventually got thrown away, as it made me wince just to look at it!

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

I've experienced that as well. The pics in the ads don't really help when trying to judge size.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

You could always stick it to the window and hang a wind chime from it.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I think that is the same with pics on the site.... there should be a disclaimer for Pics of Men...

Objects in the thread don't always measure up in bed...

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these