According to the syndicated column "The Straight Dope," a 16th or 17th century exclamation in Catholic Spain was "I shit in the five wounds of Christ."
In Greece this is a common one, your mother lays with goats, try it & see the reaction you get. diffuses a situation beautifly!
__________________
Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet badly misjudged things when he attempted a letter bombing. He didn't pay enough postage for the package to reach his intended victim. So it came back with "return to sender" stamped on it & exploded when he picked it up (True story)
The Moral: Never eat yellow snow! (I never was good at morals)
Feeling a bit random as of late... YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
LarryL---That doesn't strike me as that funny,perhaps because
today is 12yrs WITHOUT alcohol,for me.That might prejudice me,
somewhat!121/2 yrs ago,I would have thought that it was funny,
as could be! Irish
__________________
Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)
Linear Mode
