04-05-2002, 08:10 PM
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Gone with the Wind
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Pornography?
I don't even own a pornograph!
In silliness,
WW
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"I wondered, am I a lesbian, am I straight, or bisexual? Then I realized that I am just a slut.
So where's MY parade?"
---Margaret Cho
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04-05-2002, 08:11 PM
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Gone with the Wind
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Join Date: Jan 2002
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BTW, I have been known to moan a bit while performing oral sex, SO THERE!!!!
(maybe... a lot?)
In helpless giggles,
WW
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"I wondered, am I a lesbian, am I straight, or bisexual? Then I realized that I am just a slut.
So where's MY parade?"
---Margaret Cho
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04-05-2002, 09:11 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2001
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You must have seen THE porn movie too.
Maybe someday they’ll make another ONE.
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 PANTIES
the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
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04-05-2002, 09:27 PM
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Registered Dork
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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My own personal list....
What I've learned from watching porn...
It's a great way to get your mother-in-law to call on you.
It's a great way to encourage your grand daughter to pop up out of her cozy bed and come downstairs to say "HI GRAMMA! What're you and grampa watching?? It sounds like a FUN movie and can I watch it with you guys?" 
Never watch porn if you MUST get the picture OFF the screen real fast...
Never watch porn in a VCR that's been giving you troubles lately.
NOW will be the time you'll get the *movie* stuck in the machine and you'll be forced to take it to a repair shop to have the special little *movie* extracted.....screw the VCR just GET YOUR MOVIE back!    |
04-06-2002, 02:13 AM
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Turn it up!
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Music City
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Re: My own personal list....
Happened to me, too... fortunately, friend of mine fixes VCRs, and was able to extract it, with a wink & a grin... told him he was welcome to copy it for his own purposes, he says, "Yeh, I took care of that already..."
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04-06-2002, 02:50 AM
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Registered Dork
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Yes, my warnings were because of real life experiences!
Glad I'm not the only one to have had the "VCR" problem.  |
04-06-2002, 08:07 AM
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Horny Devil
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Australia
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Quote:
Originally posted by Lilith
Is Legend dressed like the Princess?LMAO
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only if you're dressed as Anakin Skywalker
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04-09-2002, 06:21 AM
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Hi may i ask wat u learn from porn movies izzit mean u really learn from the movies and perform them in life?????if not wat are the things included in diva's list do the babes in here does too???
Wat r true wat r not true?
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04-09-2002, 08:15 AM
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Pixaholic in rehab Member
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id love to dress as master yoda......any ladies interested in finding out what i have under me robes.??????
may the schwartz be with you....around you...in you......hehehehe
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A man smart enough to understand women is also smart enough to keep quiet about it !! (approved by Lilith)
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04-09-2002, 08:19 AM
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Princess Domeeveryway
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Join Date: Mar 2002
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MB - I'd love to see what's under your robes .....one request though I know that yoda is that lovely shade of gray-green and all but lets not make everything green k?
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Would you cater to every fantasy I've got? Would you hose me down with holy water if I get to hot? Can you take me places I've never known?
Sucks, Fucks & Kisses
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04-09-2002, 09:13 AM
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HornDawg Cowboy
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Austin, Texas
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Cumm to think of it..................I haven't seen too many real titties in them at all. I really like the Natural approach as displayed by John Stagliano. So does my Porn Mate. (Brandi) 
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04-09-2002, 12:23 PM
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Yummy!!!
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Location: Midwest
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Diva-
Don't forget that no one ever has to pee when their all done...or maybe that's just me? :redghost:
Ophelia
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04-09-2002, 12:32 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
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Definitely not just you, Ophelia!
Used to be a race between me and hubby to see who'd get the bathroom first when we finished....... |
04-09-2002, 01:00 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Rochester N.H.
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Sugarsprinkles---You hubby is lucky!I'm not bragging;I'm complaining!In all of my life;my penis;doesn't get soft ;for quite
awhile;after I climax.It is almost impossible to urinate thru a hard penis.It is also a source of embarrasament;when a girlfriends parents suddenly make an appearance. Irish
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04-09-2002, 01:24 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Irish
It is also a source of embarrasament;when a girlfriends parents suddenly make an appearance. Irish
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I can just imagine, Irish!! That's one experience I never had, luckily. My mother never actually *caught* me.........but she *knew*!:whiteghos |
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