agree ?

coz if i stop drink green tea i won't fart. but if i drink up to 4 cups i start to fart out lound. try 4 to 5 cups of green tea at least 1 lilter of liquid green tea with high concentration like i drink. Then my stomach will scream, and yell and can't shut up. the next min i know my gas is out. I try to control it in the public. Very embrassing. Sometimes my stomach make noise that I can't control.

It is very normal for give out gas when you drink tea. coz any thing that has high fiber make your fart, pass gas is a sign of healthy coz you are buring the fat and passing gas. It is very healthy to pass gas coz you have tooo much fiber in your stomach.


"I've got bubbles in my tummy . It's just air, no stink. I promise"

but sometimes the noise make your embrassing around our friend


Every day my husband drink 4 cups and i drink 4 cups.

after he came home, he told me this, "Sweetie! I had been producing gas for the whole day, but I afraid to fart, coz my boss around and other people around So Now i come home with you, please let's me free. "

so i told him, "Yes, honey, please let's it go, release yourself so it can sound like the 1st of July"

I told him that"Never fart around your boss, coz he will fire you" heheheehe

on top of green tea, sometimes we eat so much tofu and bean. Dam! my whole house is almost expose. when i eat tofu, bean and green tea all in one day. we are like butt fighting with each other.

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In other countries like Far East Asia women are still held in LOWER esteem BUT in China, it’s a different story. Chinese women are much more aggressive and outspoken and held in Higher esteem.” I love Communist that provides males and females Equality and WOMEN’S Rights in China.

Just one piece of advice- DON'T light any matches!!

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It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

why afraid of matches???

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In other countries like Far East Asia women are still held in LOWER esteem BUT in China, it’s a different story. Chinese women are much more aggressive and outspoken and held in Higher esteem.” I love Communist that provides males and females Equality and WOMEN’S Rights in China.

Not afraid of matches... but VERY afraid that a lit match in a house full of gas would cause a huge explosion!

(I'm joking)

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

hahahhahaahahhahahaha

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In other countries like Far East Asia women are still held in LOWER esteem BUT in China, it’s a different story. Chinese women are much more aggressive and outspoken and held in Higher esteem.” I love Communist that provides males and females Equality and WOMEN’S Rights in China.

If you drink Jasmine tea,why don't the farts smell like jasmine? Wouldn't that be a big improvement?

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

LMAO........Women don't fart!!!!!

That's right! All southern belles know women get the vapors...and green tea is certainly not the cause

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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