02-21-2004, 05:53 AM
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What was the zealous dildo salesperson carrying?
Hop, skip and a jump
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02-21-2004, 07:37 AM
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what would I do to surprise me wife when jumping into bed with her?
sex drugs and rock & roll
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
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02-21-2004, 09:43 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What is twelve of something??Or is that a dozen? or is that 1/12th of a gross?? I'm so sorry I even started to answer this one.....
Smoke Stack
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02-21-2004, 03:32 PM
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What do you form when the smoke gets too thick to see through?
Pin cushion
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02-22-2004, 12:16 AM
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Loungin' Around
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WHat's the first thing a nurse in training should practice on?
Fourth of June
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02-22-2004, 02:45 AM
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what happens when someone is drunk and celebrates 4th of july a month early??
hi lilli hi lo
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
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02-22-2004, 05:30 AM
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What were the choreographic instructions giving to Lilli when filming the sex scene?
HAVE GUN, WILL TRAVEL
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02-22-2004, 02:06 PM
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what is a "loaded" question? (I know - that was horrible)
beavis and butthead
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
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02-24-2004, 04:22 AM
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slightly daft bugger
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Who are the leading candidates for President of the United States?
contains flammable gas under pressure
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02-25-2004, 04:53 PM
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What's the biggest risk of eating too many Mexican beans?
Save the last dance for me
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02-25-2004, 06:06 PM
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Member of weird club
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What is said as you pass out from a very drunken evening.
Holy smokes Batman
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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!
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02-25-2004, 06:43 PM
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what is said every time the tobacco tax is raised?
bite me boing boing
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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02-25-2004, 08:08 PM
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What did the kangaroo say to an obnoxious wallaby?
Up yours.
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03-01-2004, 06:11 AM
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Where is the last place you would expect to find a hot poker? 
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03-03-2004, 07:00 PM
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sorry - gotta go obvious....
who's the fairest of them all???
must've been fun
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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