What phrase gives a NASCAR fan a hard-on?



She meant NOTHING to me.

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
- Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)

what is every guy's defence at geeting caught?


slip slidin' away

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

What happens when too much lubricant is used?

Little darlin'

What is a common term of endearment in the south?

My butt is sore!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

What do you say the morning after blacking out drunk in a gay biker bar.



Brilliant!

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
- Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)

What would one say after looking at Tess' stellar diamond?

Fabulous!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

What's another name for osuche?

Love's first kiss ...

What is one of the many things in the world that defy description?

CV joints

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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.

When the words ran together, what did, "See the joints," sound like?

Popcorn! Peanuts! Crackerjacks!

What are DB's favorite foods at the movies?

Lollipop

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

What's good to use to practice on when trying to pervect your bj technique?



Lunatic Fringe

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" Benjamin Franklin
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My Stories:
Dream Date
Just Desserts
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 1
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 2
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 3
RAVISHED!!
My Birthday - A Fantasy

What's that stuff that hangs down from wild new bedspreads?

How about something to eat?

What did I ask my SO before bedtime last night?

Phone book

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

What would be a good source for wrong numbers?

Good to the last drop.

What was written on the fuselage of the Enola Gay?

ein hole a gay

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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.