02-08-2004, 02:49 PM
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what is osuche doing to replace her credit cards?? 
pissed off at the world
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02-08-2004, 08:22 PM
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Loungin' Around
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How does Saddam Hussein act?
Tents and huts
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02-11-2004, 06:25 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Where were the first brothels of the American West housed?
big meaty and bouncy
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02-11-2004, 07:07 PM
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what are testicles or boobs?
demure
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
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02-12-2004, 11:39 AM
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Just me.
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What did it sound like when the gang member told his buddy, "Then you are" in response to the question, "Who's it?"
I'll miss you if you go away ...
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02-12-2004, 03:25 PM
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WHat did jelly tell peanut butter?
Like fleas on a dog
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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02-12-2004, 06:47 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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what did an ex-girlfriend liken me to when I could not come up with my share of the rent?
"Sweet, Neat and Totally Complete"
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02-15-2004, 05:37 AM
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How would you describe your last lovemaking session?
OMG, it's going to happen!
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02-15-2004, 09:54 AM
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what is, YES! I got Conan tickets in Toronto? WOOHOO!!!
amazingly enough
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
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02-15-2004, 10:14 AM
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What is a phrase that means absolutely nothing in proper English?
Fuck me now
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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02-15-2004, 12:59 PM
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what is the best invitation I have ever had????
holy crabcakes batman!
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
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02-15-2004, 01:17 PM
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Soft & Silky CD
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What would Robin say if Gotham City was in Maryland?
2 fingers and a smile
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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
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"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
- Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)
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02-15-2004, 01:21 PM
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OMG ... this is terrible ...
What did the frostbite victim show after reconstructive surgery?
(Sorry, the devil made me do it.  )
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02-15-2004, 01:25 PM
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Soft & Silky CD
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Geez.... that is cold, DB.... accurate, but cold... LOL
What does G.W. howl when he is making love to the First Lady?
Chinese water torture
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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)
"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
- Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)
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02-15-2004, 01:51 PM
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Just me.
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What did the environmentalist call the Chinese use of the Yantze River?
Gentlement, start your engines.
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