What did they do with the mirrored ceiling when the earthquake tipped the house on it's side?

Peter Piper picked a peck...

What are pickeled peckers? (or is that just a 30% saline solution in his cock pumping cylinder??)

Not too hot, Not too cold, ....

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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.

How would you describe vaginal temperatures during penetration?

Monkey sees as monkey does ...

How does a circle jerk get started?

Woman who needs a neck massage

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

who is someone who should come over here


the baker, the butcher and the candle stick maker

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

Which three men have I *never* kissed?

Green eggs and ham.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

What did breakfast look like when they let the eggs sit while they went and slaughtered the pig?

Jumping Jehoshaphat.

what do you get when you give Jehoshaphat a goose?

see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.

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What is Osuche's mantra?

Friends with benefits...

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Who are sex professionals offering two for one specials?

Sex in a subway ...

...what is something I've never tried but wanted to?

Look deeply into my eyes

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

what is a way to get totally lost in ecstasy?

flashing your boss

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

What is a way to get fired...or propositioned?

Licking your lips

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

What is the best way to savor this mornings sexual experience throughout the day?

A pogo stick.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

When he said, "We've met then enemy and they is us!", what was he carrying?

OMG! I"m going to cum ... NOW!