12-19-2003, 11:53 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Location: up the river north of the big town
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What is the call that starts the Indianaopolis Dildo Vibrator 500?
"them's some slick machines!"
Girly Goo
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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.
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12-19-2003, 08:57 PM
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Registered User
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Location: Home.
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what is the crap on my counter that only my wife knows what to do with???
sleigh ride
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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12-20-2003, 04:44 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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What do you call it when you've "over-lubed?"
Jingle bells
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12-23-2003, 10:18 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
Posts: 11,897
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What is it when men do aerobics and don't wear a jock-strap?
White Christmas
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12-24-2003, 04:35 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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What do you call it when the man climax's on December 25th?
mistletoe
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12-24-2003, 10:40 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: up the river north of the big town
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Underneath what is the best place in the whole wide world to take out your penis?
EggNog and Head bob
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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.
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01-10-2004, 11:10 PM
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Booger Lama
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Michigan
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a fun christmass eve
time on your hands and nothing to do
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it's only kinky the first time
it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun
a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand
whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell
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01-10-2004, 11:12 PM
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Loungin' Around
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: West Coast
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What's the chief motivation for visiting Pixies?
Wearing nothing but a smile
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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01-11-2004, 12:25 AM
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Sleepy Slut
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: In a house that faces South in the South
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What do many Pixies have on in their pictures?
sears catalog
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01-11-2004, 08:34 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: up the river north of the big town
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Where do you go for trusty Craftsman hardware to satisfy your dark desire to experience the softer side of Sears?
The Underwear Taste Test
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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.
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01-11-2004, 08:39 AM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
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How does PantyFanatic grade women?
Long Distance Love Affair
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01-11-2004, 12:40 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Dec 2002
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what is torture on the heart?
one night stand
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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01-15-2004, 11:28 AM
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Loungin' Around
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: West Coast
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WHat do I have on my side of the bed?
Nothing but a horn.
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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01-15-2004, 11:39 AM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: New England
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How does a unicorn respond to "What's on your mind?"
Chili dog with cheese
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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01-15-2004, 12:32 PM
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Loungin' Around
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: West Coast
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WHat is a Cincinnatian's fastest method to achieve a heart attack?
Just a stick of gum
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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