10-04-2003, 06:56 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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After a periond of breif rest,What did the group of young men who had just came in to a large sum of money say to the Madam of the House?
The World Series
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10-04-2003, 07:06 AM
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what do you call a bunch of overpaid men chasing a ball to win a trophy?
windshield washer fluid
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
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10-04-2003, 11:35 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What makes for a Squeeky Clean Enema?
Wash,Wax and shine
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10-06-2003, 08:39 PM
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Carpe diem
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What are 3 things a very talented fellatrix can do?
yes sir, yes sir, 3 bags full
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10-07-2003, 03:03 AM
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Just me.
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Location: West central Illinois
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What did the little boy say when the man asked him if he wanted a Halloween treat?
And he huffed and he puffed.
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10-07-2003, 10:16 AM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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What is my husband doing when he is ramming me?
Tweedledee and tweedledum
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"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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10-07-2003, 10:35 AM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Who are the maintenance guys for our building?
Cherry pie
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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10-07-2003, 10:37 AM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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What is better smeared with whip cream?
Big rolling bubbles.
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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10-07-2003, 10:41 AM
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is not this trim anymore!
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What's the bathtub version of the Blazing Saddles campfire scene called?
Hot Chocolate with marshmallows
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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10-07-2003, 10:46 AM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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What is the perfect treat after building a snowman?
Cum one cum all
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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10-07-2003, 12:42 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What is the oath that a sex therapist must take instead of, or in addition to, the Hippocratic oath?
Thermoset and exothrem reactions
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10-07-2003, 06:18 PM
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Say what?
blowjobs and fast food
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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10-07-2003, 06:49 PM
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Member of weird club
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What is what you hear from those damn fastfood speakers.
secret sauce
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10-07-2003, 10:17 PM
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what is something you eat but would NEVER want to know what it's made of?
jello, pudding and bill cosby
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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10-08-2003, 05:06 AM
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Just me.
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What grocery store ploy didn't work ... "I'll have the Jello, the pudding and would you bill Crosby?" 
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