09-26-2003, 05:37 PM
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What two things often came together for stereotypical sheep farmers.
Fall fun.
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09-27-2003, 06:20 AM
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What is jumping out of an airplane?
Gatorade and horseradish
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09-27-2003, 06:21 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What do the anally fixated call "squating for apples"?
costumes and treats
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09-27-2003, 06:23 AM
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what is a creative sex life?
hell or high water?
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09-27-2003, 02:00 PM
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What is difference between a low simmer or a big flood when it comes to lovemaking?
Trail mix.
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09-27-2003, 02:10 PM
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what do you get when you meet another couple for group sex while out hiking?
cotton candy and soft ice cream
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09-27-2003, 06:08 PM
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What are two non-sexual sweets that could be easily used together with a live, sexual sweetie?
Popcorn and TV.
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09-27-2003, 06:09 PM
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what are a perfect combination?
hawaii 5-0 and beverly hillbillies
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09-27-2003, 06:20 PM
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What are two old shows ... one of which featured a sexy gal?
Lara Croft and Harrison Ford.
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09-27-2003, 09:48 PM
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What are both whip smart and two boobs at the same time?
The arc of the covenent
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09-27-2003, 09:58 PM
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What is it, without which, Indiana Jones may never have gotten further than Turkey Run hunting arrowheads (a Park in northwestern Indiana)?
A tisket, a tasket, a little yellow basket.
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09-28-2003, 10:17 AM
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What are the effects of jaundice on a man's genitals?
"he ain't heavy..."
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09-28-2003, 06:20 PM
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What's the lead-in to the sentence, "He ain't heavy, he's waistline impaired?"
Save the last dance for me.
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09-28-2003, 07:11 PM
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that's nice DB but you're not my type....LOL
What is what you say to your wife on your wedding night?
jules verne
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09-29-2003, 04:23 AM
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LOL@musicman. Whew!
Wasn't he the author of the story about the "Naughty Pus?"
Mike Hammer
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