09-18-2003, 12:42 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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what is a carbohydrate addict's dream?
web cam masturbation
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09-18-2003, 01:13 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Location: New England
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What has recently surpassed baseball as America's national pastime?
super glue
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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09-18-2003, 01:28 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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What comes out of Elmer's cock??
tuna salad
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09-18-2003, 06:40 PM
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Registered User
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what does Bill Parcells (the big tuna) eat before every cowboys game?
billy bob thornton
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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09-18-2003, 06:58 PM
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Member of weird club
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What you say when you meet your cousin.
banana split
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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!
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09-19-2003, 10:42 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What does a BME enthusiast refer to his meatotomy as?
Orange County CA.
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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.
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09-19-2003, 10:55 AM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Which Orange County ISN'T where American Chopper is taped?
Huggies, Pampers, and Luvs
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09-19-2003, 02:01 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
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What are employed when Little People (aka Midgets) suffer from geriatric incontinence?
Loose Women and Uptight Men
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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.
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09-19-2003, 05:18 PM
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Member of weird club
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What do you find in a bar at closing time?
A woman who can do the splits
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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!
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09-19-2003, 05:19 PM
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Registered User
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what is a gymnastic porn star?
kibbles and bits
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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09-19-2003, 05:27 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
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What do you find in a canine porn movie?
caffeine and sleeping pills
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09-19-2003, 09:31 PM
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Just me.
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Mexico may have their jumping beans, but what combination in this country makes for jumpy dreams? 
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09-19-2003, 09:33 PM
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what is sending myself to a horny woman?
cinnamon hearts
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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09-20-2003, 02:52 AM
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Banned
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What is an underrated oral sex toy?
lack of sleep and overtime hours
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09-20-2003, 06:23 AM
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what is the description of my job?
ron jeremy and traci lords
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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