
08-21-2003, 10:26 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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how do you stop a sub from yelping while being put through their paces?
Smoke on the water.
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08-21-2003, 10:33 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Location: New England
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What is a bong filled with just before a deep breath?
stained sheets
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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08-21-2003, 10:47 PM
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First Officer USS Pixie
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Location: Australia
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What are good things to have if you are with someone?
lime Jello
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Life? O that thing again!
"I now leave you to your moosey fate"
Are we there yet?
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08-22-2003, 12:54 AM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
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What does green edible underwear turn into when it gets wet?
Dental floss
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08-22-2003, 05:34 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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What did the extrovert use as the string on her G-String?
Mashed potatoes
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08-23-2003, 10:41 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What is rumored as Oscar Wilde's first documented sexual encounter?
"Of mice and gay men"
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08-24-2003, 07:14 AM
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Just me.
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Location: West central Illinois
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What's the rumored titled for a new fall TV series?
One Hung Low
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08-26-2003, 05:07 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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who was the star in the 1973 porno epic from China "Long One Dragon"
meatwagon
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08-26-2003, 08:44 PM
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Just me.
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LMAO South. That's marvelous!
What do you use when a jockstrap just isn't enough?
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08-26-2003, 10:35 PM
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Stiff Member
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Location: Thousand Oaks, CA
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meatloaf
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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below
I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.
I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours
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08-27-2003, 06:23 AM
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Just me.
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Location: West central Illinois
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What is "flacid?"
superior
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08-27-2003, 03:51 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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what is the name of one of the great lakes? or is that hUron....I have trouble with lakes I am better at moving water.....
Mississippi or the Big Muddy.
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08-27-2003, 06:25 PM
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Scottish Angel
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Location: Scotland
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Name two milk based cocktails?
Snowflakes in the dessert
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Don't pet the sweaty things!!!!
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08-27-2003, 06:50 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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What do you call dandruff on a bald man?
Cheese fries.
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08-27-2003, 07:41 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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what happens when it gets above 100 degrees in Green Bay?
Head Check
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