What might an economic deflation might cause us to believe?

"Doughnuts to Dollars"

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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.

What is Tim Horton's making smaller doughnuts and charging a buck for them?


Slippery when wet.

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

What was the excuse for not completing the handjob?

Tongue tied.

What the winner of the National Cunnilingus Championship was when he accepted his trophy.

Hog tied.

What did the BDSM Sow do with her Porker when he didn't poke her on time?

Buffet style.

How do they serve creampies at an orgy?


compressed air and lots of hose

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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.

What are the favorite toys of the world's blow job champ.

Making of a porn movie

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

What is something i would like to do?? (my first post i think)

someone you want to make love to

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to love one another is divine in more ways than one. but to forgive is the greatest thing anyone can do

Who is everyone at pixies....

good clean fun

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.

what is a hot tub party?

green and lumpy

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Time to go wash my wings polish my hÅlo and sharpen my hörns.

What happened to the food left overnight after the orgy? Yuck.

Putting your foot down.

Why IAKG is kneeling in front of me.

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours

With no follow-on statement, what would you guess denny and IAKG are doing?

I won't look ....










much.

What did the peeping tom say to the girl scout troop as they got ready to go to swimming lessons?

the show me state.

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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.

What state will I be in on IAKG's 15000th post?

Red Rubber Ball

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.