04-27-2003, 09:10 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What is the most common nickname given to a girl who loves to "pull a train"?
Little red caboose
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04-27-2003, 11:04 AM
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Stiff Member
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Location: Thousand Oaks, CA
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What do you call Lixy's avatar at that time of the month?
Unwavering Loyalty
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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below
I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.
I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours
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04-27-2003, 12:52 PM
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Just me.
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Location: West central Illinois
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What do you call the observer of Lixy's avatar at that time of the month? 
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05-01-2003, 06:34 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
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What is a highly prized trait in the male of the species by the female of the species?
BLT
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05-01-2003, 06:42 PM
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Manwhore
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What is an abbreviation for Big Long Tongue in a personal ad?
A Nonstop flight
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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.
Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien
In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these 
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05-02-2003, 06:55 AM
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Little Wild One
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Location: Texas
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what is the feeling I have "When I am HIGH on life?"
long red nails
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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone
I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram
"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley
WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.
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05-02-2003, 03:15 PM
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Just me.
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What did the prostitute put on her outside wall because she couldn't find a red light bulb?
Toenail clippers
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05-04-2003, 10:33 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What instrument is used to perform a female circumcision?
Packed House
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05-04-2003, 04:50 PM
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Just me.
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What is double vagional penetration.
Soft and chewy.
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05-04-2003, 06:56 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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How would you describe the breasts of all the Pixie's ladies?
Biscuits and gravy
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05-05-2003, 03:58 AM
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Just me.
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Location: West central Illinois
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What's one way to refer to cum-covered breasts?
Big Sky Country.
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05-08-2003, 04:53 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Where is it that the men are men and the sheep are nervous?
deep sheep
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05-08-2003, 06:07 PM
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Just me.
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Location: West central Illinois
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What does it mean when you step in something and it goes "BAA?"
pink pussy
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05-08-2003, 06:38 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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What would my cats look like if I shaved all their fur off?
Banana pudding
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05-10-2003, 05:40 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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What could happen if a nude guy stood too close to a blender?
Oil change
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