04-15-2003, 04:53 AM
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What is a small penis called?
smooth and creamy
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04-15-2003, 09:41 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What is one of the varieties of penisbutter? (Peanut butter) smooth creamy chunky and extra chunky
Stubble Lick'en
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04-15-2003, 09:47 PM
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Lost without a compass.
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Location: Nowhere special
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What is a slang term for carpet munching?
stiff but flexible
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hungry? why wait.....eat me.
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04-15-2003, 09:56 PM
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Junior Member
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Location: maine
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How does your Girlfriend refer to your manhood when talking to her friends?
"Tastes Like Chicken"
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04-15-2003, 10:09 PM
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Senior Member
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Location: massachusetts
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the universal answer when one tries something new
"horny as hell"
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04-16-2003, 06:50 AM
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What's the toad's signature? 
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04-16-2003, 10:22 AM
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What was peter rabbit when he found the Easter Bunny in his hutch doing the bunny bounce with his wife?
sodium vapor
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04-16-2003, 10:44 AM
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What's the polite way to refer to the fishman's salty smell?
Two for one
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04-19-2003, 09:30 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What is the clinical expression for a hermaphrodite?
Thong Buster
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04-19-2003, 01:56 PM
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What phrase do you use to call someone a fat ass at a church social?
Land of sky blue waters
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04-20-2003, 01:35 AM
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Little Wild One
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What is a relection of the sky in a lake called?
coffee, tea, or me
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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone
I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram
"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley
WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.
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04-20-2003, 01:46 AM
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What is a touch choice. Love my coffee.
What is Hawaiian Kona?
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04-20-2003, 06:12 AM
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What do the islanders put their ice cream in?
ballet shoes
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04-21-2003, 07:39 AM
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what is the last thing mistress crammed up the tu-tu wearing sissy boy's ass?
a slip, a pole and a rope
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04-21-2003, 09:49 AM
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What makes for a sexy, Texan, cattle herding scarecrow?
Flatlander
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