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*tosses a handful of gravel at Cabrylla and darts behind a tree* you smell bad!

*tosses a breath mint back at ya Silky* go on monkeyboy before I break out the army of Tiggers!

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"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds."

i think we both know that i fear Tigger not. i've overcome that damnable bouncin feline with a lisp many times. *maneuvers himself into Monkey Fist stance* i promise you you don't want any part of this, woman.

*goes into Kitten Hiss mode* don't start with me monkeyspank, I'd hate to bring out the puns!
"Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank - proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too"

so HA!

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"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds."

*cringes, stumbles, but recovers* bastard! oh, yeah? well... well... i'll be gettin tattooed again alot sooner than you. so there. ha!

A tattoo of my name on yer forehead so when you look in the mirror you'll always see perfection? Aww...you're too thoughtful monkeyboy! *lixxx*

"What do you call a baby monkey?"
"A chimp off the old block"

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"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds."

i hate you so hard. i swear i do.

we both know the truth...it's out there you just need "clarity"


"What did the chimpanzee say when his sister had a baby?"

"Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle."

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"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds."

ya know, there's a place for people like you... it's Hell. inky, blackest Hell. go there, face-first, with yer mouth open. because that's the only fate remotely worthy of such a transgression.

yep...you gots it bad for a certain pun artist monkeyboy....

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"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds."

...Gallagher?

FUNNY! Hey, i'm a Steven Wright fan myself but you've got yer own thing going on there, Uncle Silky.

Welcome everyone thats new to Pixies! I've been here for MONTHS and I think it's great, couldn't have found a nicer forum, let alone one thats half as fun.

I'm 20yrs old now, turning 21 in March. Basically free of attachments (other than I have the cutest puppy I've personally ever seen), looking to live and love life to the extream. Dreams of college parties all in my head. Really it's all about the ethics and helping to better this world we live in but you don't need a degree to pick up litter or volunteer at a soup kitchen. If I'm around I'm chance are I'm game for chat.

Peace, power an looove, whoohoo!

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The power to change the course of reality is a gift stolen from the hands of time and fate not by the apathetic nor idealistic dreamers but by those who feel the pull of ambition and head the call with dedication.

*squints, looks around*

46M.

Was married for 18 years...

Before and after that unfortunate experience, I have had more sex than should be allowed

Two sons, 11 and 13, brilliant but fucked up.

I work in the music industry.

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