Baa, baa you creep, haven’t you a soul,
You stick it in and pull it out, the holes you often sow.
Once with your mistress, and twice with Aunt Mame,
And several times that twink's behind whose legs are now quite lame.

Little Bow Peep had a sheep
that she kept in her back yard.
When she would pull down her panties, and show him her fanny,
his little wooly ding dong would get hard!

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

Mary, Mary … we shall not marry,
But we can practice how to sow.
Pussy, bottom and down the hatch,
Can be filled when my cock does blow.

Peter, peter, pumpkin eater,
Had a wife,
Liked to eat her,
Smacked his dick twice around her head,
Fucked her ass,
Then went to bed.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

Goosey, goosey rammed it,
Straight into her puss,
In the bed and on the floor,
That really made it gush.

Then she said please let me see you,
Strip down until you’re bare,
Then lay back and lift those legs boy,
And I’ll stick the dildo there.

Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet
With her legs open wide
Down came a spider
Looked right inside her
and said damn that pussy's wide.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

Straight cock, straight cock,
Will you play with mine?
You can stroke my rigid shaft,
Until pre-cum makes it shine.
Then sit down on a cushion
And fill my fondest dream,
Feed upon me, O my love,
And gobble down my cream.

Down by the old model T
Was were she first showed it to me.
It was hairy and black
She called it her crack
But it looked like a manhole to me!

So I took out my pole
And stuck it right down in her hole.
I thought I was dreamin'
When I started creamin'
Down by the old model T!

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

Come to the window,
Nude, if you would,
I’m outside in the lawn chair,
Stroking my wood.

There are two pretty boobs there,
That play hide-and-seek,
With your two dainty hands,
Across them they sweep.

There’s also two legs,
Raised up in the air,
And I see the great treasure,
Between them laid bare.

As I was going up Pippen Hill,
Pippen Hill was dirty.
There I met a pretty miss
And she was very flirty

As I was going down Pippen Hill,
I left the girl so flirty
Pippen Hill was quite clean
But the girl was very dirty

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

Hush pretty baby, don’t you sigh,
While I’m kneeling, down by your thigh.

You could if you want, start to sing,
As I rub your skin with my moist wet thing.

And when my tool gets slick as glass,
You could turn over and show me your ass.

I'd then have to hurry, just a little bit,
And slip it in, while it’s good and slick,

If I didn't hurry it might soon blow,
And shower your skin with creamy white snow.

And if I did that, you'd have to face me again,
And my sticky ol’ cock suck it right in.

Clean-up required and, if you please,
I'll start kissing your lips, licking down to your knees.

Then give me some time to recuperate,
And feed me your pussy since I haven’t ate.

"I cannot go to school today,
Said little Peggy LaMor.
“My pussy is tingling and ready for humping,
And Johnny is there at the door."

AND SHE SAID ….

Cum on my fingers,
Cum on my tongue,
Cum on my bottom
Cum on my tum.

Lots of the stuff
Just everywhere,
Filling my pussy,
Coating my hair.

What will I do
With all this white stuff.
Maybe eat it for dinner,
If there's enough.

THE MOON

The moon is watching two nude lovers,
Humping on the grass,
While barren trees stand waiting
To hear them scream, "At last!"

HUN's INSTRUCTIONS

Slip off your shorts, dear,
And take off your top.
I want you naked,
Not even your socks.

Let me make you all hard
So I can suck on your cock,
Let it happen when ready,
I hope it's a lot.