I never talked to Charlton Heston in my kitchen.

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
- Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)

I have..... why? cos, for me, it's a close second to (motor)biking as THE most fun you can have "with your clothes on".... LOL!


I've never got over being present at the birth of my daughter.... it was amazing!!!

DM

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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind

I have never stopped being thankfull for the love and support of my family and friends-----even when things were at rock bottom !

Friends might not be able to pick u back up,but they can stop u falling further!!!

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Don't pet the sweaty things!!!!

I've never wrestled a gator.........although I did get nasty with a Gator (football player).

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Ummmmmmmm I'm telling!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I,( WE) Never had a 3sum with another woman....YET Anything for my hunny,of course i won't complain

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CAPTIVATE MY ATTENTION, POSSESS MY BODY, INVADE MY MIND, ROCK MY WORLD AND, CALL ME "YOUR" BITCH... YOU KNOW MY HUNGER, YOU OWN MY DESIRE, YOU HAVE MY WILL, TAKE ME BABY... DIVINE PLEASURE

I never take my family for granted.

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours

I've never tried to quit smoking, save for one brief moment when I was a teenager. It lasted one day and my piano teacher sent me home because I was practically delirious! I vow to try to quit soon, though!

Also, I don't think I've ever NOT woken my boyfriend up with oral sex after a few glasses of wine after work. You see, we work practically opposite schedules. He'll valiantly try to stay awake until I get home but he's usually asleep on the couch when I get home. I'll tuck him in, take the dog for a walk and surf the Web, read, or watch TV and drink some wine. If the wine is a factor, I can't resist the temptation to wake him up with oral sex. It's one of his major fantasies so he doesn't mind!

AND I NEVER.....EVER GET TIRED OF SENDING DZ ...SAPPY,CORNY ....CARDS XXXOOO

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CAPTIVATE MY ATTENTION, POSSESS MY BODY, INVADE MY MIND, ROCK MY WORLD AND, CALL ME "YOUR" BITCH... YOU KNOW MY HUNGER, YOU OWN MY DESIRE, YOU HAVE MY WILL, TAKE ME BABY... DIVINE PLEASURE

I've never had sexwith anyone I met on-line

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Strength in depth

I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul

I've never had sex with anyone in the state of Minnesota...or many other states, now that I think about it.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

LOL... I've never had sex in Minnesota either. Oh, yah I've never been to Minnesota, I guess that's one good reason I've never had sex there.

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Joke em if they can't take a fuck.

Ok, ok Ill admit it, Ive never had Chanserv take me up the ass.

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

I've never had anything pierced but my ears...and those only once.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

...and I've never been able to reach the top shelf of *anything.*

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author