I've never put my cock where it shouldn't be

Damn wish i could say that T-S, but i blame alcohol...

I have never hit myself upside the head with a lead pipe.

__________________
Love...the slowest form of suicide.

I haven't been to a University of Kentucky basketball game.

__________________


"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

I've never dyed my hair

__________________

Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.

Perhaps that´s not so bad. Pissing to an electric fence is not a pleasure .

__________________
If every material thing is gone, my smile and my tears stay left.

I have never had a one night stand. I tried twice but each one became relationships.....one for over 7 years and one that I just ended after a year!

lol! Poor Bibi!

__________________


"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

*Volunteers for BIBI*

__________________
Love...the slowest form of suicide.

I have never had sex in the open air at Glen Coe-------yet!!-----------got to wait for warmer weather,and miss the "midgie" season!!
Midges--nasty wee flying bugs who find their target and bite!!!

__________________
Don't pet the sweaty things!!!!

*singing* "Don't whiz on the Electric Fence"

OMG REN AND STIMPY WAS AWESOME! LoL.... I still never been in a TRUE fight...

I've never been in a fist fight...............with a female

__________________

The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

I've never been to the Great Steamboat Race...but have been to the Kentucky Derby...but never in the infield.

__________________


"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

I Love Southern Women................Just so dayummmmm Cute.

__________________

I never imagined i'd have such a great guy in my life

__________________
CAPTIVATE MY ATTENTION, POSSESS MY BODY, INVADE MY MIND, ROCK MY WORLD AND, CALL ME "YOUR" BITCH... YOU KNOW MY HUNGER, YOU OWN MY DESIRE, YOU HAVE MY WILL, TAKE ME BABY... DIVINE PLEASURE

__________________