01-02-2003, 07:42 AM
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Just me.
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Who provides backup props for the popscicle pictures?
Red Hots
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01-02-2003, 07:09 PM
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yet seldom member
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Location: below the whitesausage equator
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What will you get if you are caressing the tits of your s/o too hard?
slimy green 
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01-02-2003, 07:15 PM
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Just me.
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What did the coral reef call the seaweed?
Volcanic eruption
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01-03-2003, 10:12 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: up the river north of the big town
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What is it called when hot molten Magma spews from you penis?
(i hate when that happens)
a jerking spazam
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01-03-2003, 10:24 AM
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What is a nerd called when he's having kiniption fits?
Down and dirty.
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01-03-2003, 04:47 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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what best describes cunnilingus in a mud pit?
Cream, Pop and Fudge
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01-03-2003, 05:37 PM
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After anal, what happens with an unexpected fart ... ewwwwww?
Like a Rock!
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01-04-2003, 06:23 PM
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that's ienki .. with an i
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What is the most successful pick-up line used in the old-folks home by women in rockers?
Hay & cement blocks
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01-05-2003, 05:31 AM
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What do they used when kindly horse hoods send a stablemate to swim withthe fishes?
Butter and Mrs. Buttersworth
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01-05-2003, 08:17 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Who took first place at "The Last Tango in Paris” costume party?
Glazed and Dazed
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01-05-2003, 02:35 PM
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What happened to the diabetic cake donut when it went swimming too long in the icing.
V-8 Juice
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01-06-2003, 01:14 AM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
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What comes after V-7 and before V-9 juice?
The Dead Zone
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01-06-2003, 10:00 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What is the proper name for the first two or three minutes after a major orgasam ?
limp bisquit and stud muffin
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01-07-2003, 06:35 PM
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Never fails, what always happens when bi ... er ... his gets limp and quits ... and the stud sticks it in the muff instead?
Sauerkraut and weiners
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01-07-2003, 10:29 PM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Location: In hearts gone by....
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What is never put sauerkraut on a man's weiner unless you have mustard handy but leave out the onions???
Sugar cubes
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