11-27-2002, 10:17 PM
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Learning to talk sexy
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What is the newest Bondage/S&M Magazine tentatively named?
Carmel flavored sugar water.
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11-27-2002, 10:28 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Location: up the river north of the big town
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What is the bong users alternative to flavored tobacco?
Nostradamus
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11-27-2002, 10:35 PM
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Learning to talk sexy
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Who is a "notorious" fortune teller .....or, alternatively, the female (damus) version of La Cosa Nostra (sp?)
Palm trees and puppy dogs
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11-28-2002, 06:17 AM
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Passion & Power
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What are good substitutes for goalposts when you play soccer in the park?
Richard Gere and a gerbil
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Strength in depth
I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul
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11-28-2002, 01:46 PM
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Pixies Prodigal Bard
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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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11-28-2002, 04:40 PM
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yet seldom member
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Which kind of beings can you find between Bulgaria and Persia  ?
hanging upside down
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If every material thing is gone, my smile and my tears stay left.
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11-28-2002, 11:54 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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what is meant by Bat-Sex?
Hurricane Position
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11-29-2002, 12:38 AM
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Booger Lama
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what is to strap yourself in and wait for the blow of your life
rock and roll picture show
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it's only kinky the first time
it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun
a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand
whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell
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11-29-2002, 05:14 PM
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Pixies Prodigal Bard
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What do you get when yourr TV looses both Horizontal and Vertical?
Stuffing the bird.
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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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11-30-2002, 12:47 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What is the euphemism James Bond used for fucking in Goldfinger? or was that Austin Powers???
Shag
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11-30-2002, 12:54 AM
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Junior Member
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What is the type of carpet your dad once had that you mowed with the lawn mower?
armageddon
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11-30-2002, 07:01 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What soes a double wide elbow deep "fisiting" feel like to an anal virgin?
lipstick and powder
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12-01-2002, 09:44 AM
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Pixies Prodigal Bard
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What two Items would NEVER be found on my person...
Statutory Rape
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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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12-01-2002, 12:56 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
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What would they call it if Michaelangelo's 'David' forcibly had sex with 'Venus de Milo'??
White Trash
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12-01-2002, 06:25 PM
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Booger Lama
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Michigan
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what came you pick up at any trailer park
a new start
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it's only kinky the first time
it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun
a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand
whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell
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