11-24-2002, 10:01 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What do they call the special pubic hair brush designed for removing "love crust"?
( Love Crust (noun) luv-cust - The dried matter that forms from the exchange of bodily fluids that is generally the result of coitus or oral sex. )
Dough Boy
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11-24-2002, 09:46 PM
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Pixies Prodigal Bard
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What is a Sugar Mamma always lookin for?
Poppin Fresh.
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The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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11-25-2002, 08:41 AM
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What is a first ever erection called?
Tucan Sam
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11-25-2002, 08:44 PM
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Pixies Prodigal Bard
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What do you call a man named Samuel with double butts?
Cocoa Puffs
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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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11-26-2002, 03:47 AM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
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What do you exhale when smoking a chocolate cigarette?
Snap, Crackle and Pop!!
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11-26-2002, 10:29 AM
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Cynic Emeritus
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What happens if you don't use lube?
Sugar, salt and pepper
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"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers
"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business
"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School
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11-26-2002, 12:07 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What happens to "sugar and spice and everything" nice after 50 years?
Cloves and Pineapples
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11-27-2002, 11:54 AM
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What do you need for preparing transsylvanian fruit salad? 
heavy curtains and spy glasses
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11-27-2002, 12:00 PM
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Just me.
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What is needed needed when redecorating your neighbors front window.
Toothbrush and mouth wash.
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11-27-2002, 05:30 PM
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What is the best way to freshen up after a very oral affair?
Licks and Kicks
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11-27-2002, 07:00 PM
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Passion & Power
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What is the theme of this years Erotic Poets annual party?
A penguin playing a banjo
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11-27-2002, 07:46 PM
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Learning to talk sexy
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What is Icecapades version of Deliverance?
toe sucking and tongue bathing.
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11-27-2002, 07:53 PM
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Passion & Power
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What do you get if you cross a chiropodist with a dentist?
nipples like chapel hat pegs
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11-27-2002, 08:00 PM
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Learning to talk sexy
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(have you been peaking??) LOL
What are the girls at the Mammary Brothel most noted for?
skipping stones.
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11-27-2002, 09:20 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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what is more painful than simply passing stones?
Trussed
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