11-06-2002, 08:43 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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what is the next step after double-wide fisting?
The Sea of Tranquillity
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11-06-2002, 09:02 PM
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Just me.
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Location: West central Illinois
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What is it called when your lovemaking has left you laying there on a wet sheet?
Buffalo wings ...
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11-06-2002, 09:22 PM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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What is a stupid answer...buffalo's don't have wings, do they!?!?!?  
until death do us part
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"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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11-06-2002, 10:10 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What words do healthy conjoined twins fear?
Tandem trailers
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11-06-2002, 10:30 PM
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Turning the other cheek!
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What do you call people who stalk those double-bike cyclists?
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!
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11-07-2002, 05:59 AM
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Seductress
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What does Nikki dream of!!!!!.........lol.....
Black suspenders, french perfume and satin sheets....
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"In love there are no rules".......Bono
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11-07-2002, 09:20 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What did cross-dressing KKK members use during their short reign?
the stylus
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11-07-2002, 10:31 AM
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Where does one go to get hair out of their molars???????
Menage a trois!
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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11-07-2002, 11:54 AM
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Just me.
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What does it sound like when an oriental man asks for help with his zipper?
Speed zone ahead.
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11-07-2002, 12:14 PM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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What is having a speedy quicky in your office before the boss walks in????
&*&ghbft$(*%#jfh;dsatr+%@uaewd fh
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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11-07-2002, 12:18 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
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What is the proper way to describe when the battery goes dead?
click flash click flash click pfffft
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11-07-2002, 12:21 PM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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What is taking pictures of ones self and deciding not to post them cause you are just not photogenic?
Beans beans the magical fruit.
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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11-07-2002, 05:31 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What the scientist was using to fuel his experimental anal belch gas recovery device?
Entropy
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11-07-2002, 06:25 PM
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Just me.
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What do they call a wall mounted ass.
Hydrophobia
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11-07-2002, 06:36 PM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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What happens when I run out of batteries and the hydro goes out for my electric vibrator???? 
test load
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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