i have a very simple legal solution. inspectors shall inform the aforementioned vaginally penetrated ovine to baa once for yes and twice for no. inspectors shall thereby use this method to ascertain the feelings said vaginally penetrated ovine in question may or may not have been feeling at the time coitus, and during the time directly leading up to coitus.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

If the defense may cross...I'd like to introduce this bouquet of flowers as Defense Exhibit A.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Point of order!

What if the penetration was not vaginal?

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Hmmmm, WI what exactly did you do with that tub of mint jelly that this receipt shows you purchased at Sam's Club?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I seem to think that sheep has done this before. If you notice in the picture she has 2 kids! Probably out of wedlock and possibly by different fathers. I bet she's a tease. Shaking that big butt as she walks.

They're all like that!

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Can't pull the wool over your eyes!!

Oh ewe!

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Objection! The witness is eating the evidence!

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

It was...she's another one that won't let me try anal.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

good point.

henceforth all inspectors shall inform the ocularly, nasally, vaginally, anally, orally, auricularly, or any combination thereof penetrated ovine (to be known for the purposes of this writ as the party of the first part) and the accused penetrator (to be known for the purposes of this writ as the party of the second part, or in the case of multiple penetrators as the parties of the second part) that the ovine shall baa once for yes and twice for no. inspectors shall thereby use this method to ascertain the feelings of the party of the first part in regards to the actions of the party(ies) of the second part as they relate to the time of coitus and/or any orificial penetration, and during the time directly leading up to coitus and/or any orificial penetration.

however, if the party of the first part was deceased prior to the actions of the party(ies) of the second part, permission shall be assumed on behalf of the party of the first part posthumously.


i believe that should satisfy any and all conditions.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

You people are all such sick puppies...









...God help me, I do so love this place...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

I resent the inferences made here that sheep are unfaithful companions, not even clever enough to answer anything more complex than yes or no questions in anything less than the King’s English. I’ll also have you know that I am a close acquaintance of the sheep in question and she is above reproach, if a bit voracious in her sexual appetites, and loyal to a fault. She has no intentions of ever testifying. A good sheep never bleats tales out of flock.

From ovinea's profile:
Favorite Sexual position(s):
Sheepdoggie, farmer on top

O-M-G!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!