
10-28-2002, 12:10 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What is the pause that really refreshes?
A single dollar
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10-28-2002, 12:16 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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What is the cost of a dime's worth of candy?
Fun and happiness
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10-28-2002, 03:29 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What is option 2 after love and happiness?
snot
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10-28-2002, 04:37 PM
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Pixies Prodigal Bard
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What is the opposite of tis?
Going for the Gold
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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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10-28-2002, 05:48 PM
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Turning the other cheek!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Trinidad
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What is an euphemism for "Giving her Multiple Orgasms"?
Thongs and sarongs
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10-28-2002, 07:02 PM
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Pixies Prodigal Bard
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What is considered overdressed for a pixies party?
Hands-on therapy.
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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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10-28-2002, 07:38 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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what is sucking your thumb?
Tipping a waiter or watress.
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10-28-2002, 07:54 PM
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Pixies Prodigal Bard
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What is more rewarding than cow tipping?
Dinkey-doo
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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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10-28-2002, 08:14 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
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What is another way of saying junior sized penis?
"Damn it, Janet!"
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10-28-2002, 08:22 PM
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Pixies Prodigal Bard
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How Did Brad Profess his love in "The Rocky Horror Picture Show"?
meatloaf
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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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10-28-2002, 08:53 PM
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the Lusty Wench
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: sunny california
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What is not a good endearment for the woman in your life?
elderberry wine
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10-28-2002, 11:56 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
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What it was that your "mother smelled of" when the French taunted King Arthurs men in the Holy Grail?
A "ham-ster"
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10-29-2002, 12:36 AM
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Turning the other cheek!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
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What is a small pig?
OU812
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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!
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10-29-2002, 07:24 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
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What is the element of the formula, expressed as a value, that presents the question of cunnilingus as a mathematical equation?
Zero and less
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10-29-2002, 07:30 AM
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Pixies Prodigal Bard
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What are my chances of getting any this morning? (The kid will be getting up for school soon...and neither of my women are stirring....)
Less than unity.
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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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