No, not that I can recall.

HYEML in an airport?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Haven't done that.

HYEML in a hotel on a floor higher than the 20th story?

No, I don't think I have.


HYEML at a Super Bowl party?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Don't believe I have.

HYEML and had someone walk in on you?

Just once. My then fiance and I were on the bathroom floor here at my place and my best friend's girlfriend (who is now his wife) didn't realize we were in there and got a bit of a shock when she saw us. Moral of the story here is ALWAYS lock the door.


HYEML in more than one home in the same day?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I don't think in more than one home. But two different places, yes, I think we've done that.


HYEML when you really were too sick to do so?

I think only once!

HYEML while watching the Grammies?

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

Since I haven't watched the Grammies or Oscars or any of those things in years and years and years ... I'd say ... "Nope."

HYEML while watching a porno movie?

Only once. Well, I guess I should say only one night. It was in a hotel and we had that on the tube while we were in the hot tub and later on in bed.


HYEML at a YMCA or health club?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Nope, but I've often wished I had a key so my wife and I could sneak in at night and have fun.

HYEM oral L using a flavored lubricant?

Nope, sounds like a tasty way to go though.


HYEML on a motorcycle?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Haven't done that.

Have you ever made love on a hot day in the bright sunshine where you had to worry about getting a sunburn?

Yes, on a blanket near a lake in the early afternoon and it was very sunny and hot!

HYEML with a neighbor in their hot tub?

No, but I have a neighbor I would like to get in the hot tub with!
Have you ever made love in a canoe?

Not in a canoe (too tippy), but we did have fun in a row boat

HYEML on a porch?