10-15-2002, 04:21 PM
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Just me.
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What is the short form of the expression, "What the f***? Yugo, now!" The expression is ued to provide directions to the partner who flirtsall evening, then say's "NO."
Automatic transmission.
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10-15-2002, 04:44 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Location: up the river north of the big town
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What the waitstaff at Lucky Changs call it when they bring water to the table.
Over drive
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10-15-2002, 04:52 PM
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the Lusty Wench
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: sunny california
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What do 18 wheel truckers call sex with the woman driving a sleek little sports car.
Hullabaloo and hovercraft too.
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10-15-2002, 07:13 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What would the political slogan be if Brian Epstein & Johnny Holliday ran for office in 64?
speedbumps
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10-15-2002, 07:21 PM
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the Lusty Wench
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What all the young teenage girls say is the reason for a "training" bra?
something evil this way comes.
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10-15-2002, 07:35 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What is it that Mrs. King says when showing off their bedroom to houseguests?
toe rings
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10-15-2002, 07:39 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
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What do most Americans say each year as April 15 (Income Tax Day) approaches?
crayons, coloring book, and Prozac
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10-15-2002, 07:43 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What are the 3 things I reach for directly after the straight jacket is removed?
Toe Jam
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10-15-2002, 07:54 PM
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the Lusty Wench
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What are the hottest new items sold at the internet sex toys shop in the foot fettish section. (that's including toe ring and toe jam since I think toe ring got missed in a same time answering problem)
laughter and the answer "yes".
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10-15-2002, 08:06 PM
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What does the homecomming queen say to the total dweeb after he asks her out?...usually in the other order.
"A toe injection"
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10-15-2002, 08:16 PM
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there seems to be a problem here let's try this
What does the homecomming queen say when the class dweeb asks her out? generally in the reverse order yes then laugh
a toe injection
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10-15-2002, 10:51 PM
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the Lusty Wench
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What is the simplest way to say "Open Mouth insert foot"?
(the alternative answer was just tooooooooo easy - lol)
sterile bandage wrap and diaper pins.
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10-15-2002, 10:58 PM
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what did the Sex Pistol roadie keep in the guitar case for Sid and Johnny?
CBGB's
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10-16-2002, 11:22 AM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
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What letters were left in the bottom of my bowl when I had Alphabits cereal for breakfast?
Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, and George W. Bush
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10-16-2002, 11:42 AM
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Turning the other cheek!
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Location: Trinidad
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Who are the men planning to start WW3?
Turkey, pumpkin and cranberries
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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!
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