10-14-2002, 09:42 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What is the Mexican equivlent of Adam and St(eve)?
Black Sabbath
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10-14-2002, 11:17 PM
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Turning the other cheek!
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Location: Trinidad
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Who really, really wish they were on the "Osbornes"?
Dough, a ho, and some blow
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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!
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10-15-2002, 06:43 AM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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Join Date: Nov 2001
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What are things you find fried at Krispy Kreme???
in one ear and out the other
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10-15-2002, 06:52 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Why is it during a blowjob you should never turn your head to the side when your lover is going to shoot?
"Speak softly and carry a big stick"
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10-15-2002, 08:14 AM
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Bastard of Member
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Why mimes would be great in porn?
Wam, bam, thank you spam !!
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10-15-2002, 08:34 AM
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Turning the other cheek!
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What Monty Python sketch was too raunchy to be aired?
"Is that your final answer?"
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10-15-2002, 08:46 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What was the doctors response to the teen's request "I want to be a soprano and sing in this boy's choir for the rest of my life."
the motherboard
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10-15-2002, 08:49 AM
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Turning the other cheek!
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What did you call the piece of wood your mother would discipline you with?
with my carrot, and my celery
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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!
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10-15-2002, 09:40 AM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
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What did Frosty the Snowman's wife say she used to satisfy herself after Frosty melted away?
a loaf of bread, a container of milk and a stick of butter
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10-15-2002, 09:51 AM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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What I forgot to get at the grocery store as I was starring at the sexy butcher the whole time I was there! 
Pop-rocks, a blowjob and cpr!
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"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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10-15-2002, 10:22 AM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
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What are two incredible feelings and what you need afterward?
red cloud, thunderbolt and lightning
(TY Murphy!)
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10-15-2002, 12:49 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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How and where do Nebraskians define great sex?
Nails
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10-15-2002, 02:56 PM
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Pixies Prodigal Bard
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What should never be scraped on a blackboard?
The Monster Mash.
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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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10-15-2002, 03:56 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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What the ant thought just before getting stepped on.
The seven dwarfs.
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10-15-2002, 04:15 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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what is the name of Snow White's out call escort service?
( their motto is "the best things cum in small packages" and we've got 7 small packages to choose from")
the Yugo
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