My

Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member .

Groucho Marx

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accept


Grant me the courage to change those things I can
Grant me the patience to accept those things I can't change
Grant me the wisdom to know the difference between the two

Voltaire

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

I(I know, I'm going the easy route)

I too am not a bit tamed....I too am untranslatable
I sound my barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world

~Walt Whitman~

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"Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart."~Erma Bombeck

Sound

The hills are alive with the sound of music.
With the songs they have sung
For a thousand years.

Ocar Hammerstein

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sound

'Till you're safe and sound
'Til you're safe and sound
It's beauty in release
No one left to please
But you and me

~ Sheryl Crowe

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You did what you knew how to do. And when you knew better, you did better
~Maya Angelou

Women, you can't live with them. Pass the beer nuts.

- George Wendt as Norm Peterson on Cheers


-CK

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CK

"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers

"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business

"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School

women

You know, the more I see of women, the more I think there ought to be a law. Something has got to be done about this sex, or the whole fabric of Society will collapse, and then what silly asses we shall all look.

~ P. G. Wodehouse

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society


"The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by loading honors on your head."

Jean Cocteau

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

Poison

What is food to one man is bitter poison to others .

Lucretius

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is

"Live Free or Die, Death is not the worst of evils"

General John Stark

The

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Albert Einstein

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

insanity

See, its a crazy world we're living in
And I just can't see that half of us immersed in sin
Is all we have to give these -

Futures made of virtual insanity now
Always seem to, be govern'd by this love we have
For useless, twisting, our new technology
Oh, now there is no sound - for we all live underground

~ Jamiroquai

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~Maya Angelou

crazy

Sleepin vervy soundly on a Saturday morning
I was dreamin I was Al Capone
Rumor's goin round, gotta clear outa town
smellin like a dry fish bone
Here come the law gotta break down the door
carry me away once more
never, never, never want it anymore
gotta get away from this stone cold floor
Crazy, Stone Cold Crazy, you know!

~Queen~

Fish

Let them eat the lie and swallow it with their bread .
Whether the two were lovers or not , they'll have accounted to God for it by now . I have my own fish to fry .

Miguel de Cervantes

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bread

Bread that must be sliced with an axe is bread that is too nourishing.

~ Fran Leibowitz

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~Maya Angelou