getting kettle corn stuck in my teeth.

Getting sleepy...wondering if my husband wants to go stag to his party.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Listening to the dog mount his morning assault on his food bowl. What a little pig!

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I'm bummed none of my normal Sunday night shows are on and now I have no excuse not to continue with my cleaning. Which makes me question, why do I always go on a cleaning binge before I leave town? It's not like I'm expecting guests.

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When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and swing.

I'm thinking of cleaning too, maddy...and we'll be gone for 2.5 weeks to Israel! LOL

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I'm not going anyplace for over a week and I'm not even remotely considering cleaning right now.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

...In perfect denial...catching up on 20 pages of Pixies *LOL*

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I just realized that I don't have a 2007 calendar other than the one on my checkbook ledger.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Guess who!

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Half of a set :halo:

I guessed.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Don't worry, it's TODAY.

I have just nearly died from laughing at dicksbro's avatar... man, that is just the best!!

It's time to go take a really quick shower and head out to the big city of Iowa City.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Thinking about life and trying to get off my butt so I can go take a shower and head to work in a bit.

I'm eating, listening to the radio, and feeling the lovely breeze blowing in from the open windows.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
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