Nope


HYEML at a conference?

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I met a great guy in Montreal at a university newspaper conference. Yummy! He ended up visiting me in Newfoundland & I went up there to vist a few times.


HYEML once you heard people in the next room ML?

I guess I can't swear that I've actually heard people in the next room actually making love (although they might have been) ... like at Niagara Falls with the glass held tightly to the wall.

But, we have made love when we've heard people in the next room without knowing what they were doing. But then, they weren't the reason we started.

HYEML on a train?

Nope, but that's something I've always wanted to do.

HYEML on the bed where the visitor's coats are during a Thanksgiving or Christmas gathering?

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Hmmm ... handwork on a rowboat and, well, more on an island beach.

HYEML in a business office?

Yep

HYEML while parked in a church parking lot?

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No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Nope. That's one I haven't done yet.

HYEML in a closet?

Yeah, but I don't really count it because the closet was larger than most bathrooms.

HYEML after a nurse has taken your vitals and you are waiting for the doctor to come in and examine you?

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No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

No, I can't say that I have.





Rats!



HYEML on a stage?

Nope, had a girlfriend in high school that wanted to but I wasn't brave enough to try it back then.

HYEML in the restroom of a convenience store? (Had a buddy of mine tell me of such an experience the other night.)

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Nope ... and probably never will (doesn't even sound very sexy based on the restrooms I've seen in convenience stores )

HYEML outside on a hillside?

Yup, I have. Started out romantic but ended up just being uncomfortable.

HYEML in the time between the end of a wedding and when you arrived at the reception?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Nope, but it sounds like fun


Have you ever made love in a state park?

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Yes

Have you ever made love on your bosses desk?

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