10-07-2002, 06:51 PM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
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What Diva suction can give you on your penis????? 
elf, rudolph and a french tickler
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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10-07-2002, 07:17 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: up the river north of the big town
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What are the things that Mrs.Claus likes to fill her days with?
Gigit!
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10-07-2002, 07:31 PM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
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What is trying to talk with my mouthfull???? LOL
bull and a platypus
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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10-07-2002, 07:34 PM
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Pixie since 9/3/2001
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Illinois
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What do you need for a licking and a sticking.
soccer and football
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10-07-2002, 07:38 PM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
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What are a whole bunch of yummy balls on the field???????????
marshmallows, microwave and crakers
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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10-07-2002, 08:10 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
Posts: 11,897
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What else do you need besides chocolate to make S'mores?
a pickup truck, a gunrack, and Moonshine
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10-07-2002, 09:02 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: up the river north of the big town
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What are three of the four essential items for a West Virginian romantic getaway? (the fourth being infield passes to Martinsville Motor Speedway)
oral, vaginal and anal
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10-07-2002, 09:07 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
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What did Mr. & Mrs. Intercourse name their triplets?
Longjohns, boots, sunblock
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10-07-2002, 10:06 PM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
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What you need for topless suntanning in the rocky mountains?
Tow bar, sex therapist and gum
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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10-07-2002, 11:13 PM
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Pixies Prodigal Bard
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Ozarks
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Of: Ky jelly, towbar, sex therapist, and gum, which is recommended for Anal Intercourse?
Doggie, rocking chair, and chandelier
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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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10-08-2002, 05:05 AM
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Passion & Power
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Waiting at the gates of Valhalla
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What do The Clampetts take on vacation?
clothes pegs and butter
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I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul
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10-08-2002, 05:50 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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(Assuming clothes peg are the same as clothespins)
What 2 things necessary to dress up your scrotum as a porcupine (hedgehog) if you are going to an S&M costume party?
chills and fever
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10-08-2002, 07:49 AM
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Passion & Power
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Waiting at the gates of Valhalla
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What are the first signs of not visiting pixies for 3 days?
On the kitchen table
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10-08-2002, 08:39 AM
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the Lusty Wench
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: sunny california
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what are salt, pepper and spots of cum.
lightning and laughter
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10-08-2002, 10:55 AM
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Turning the other cheek!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Trinidad
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What were the last things to fill your senses when you tried to emulate Gene Kelly's "Singing In The Rain"?
Porn 'n chicken
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