Give me that Old Time Religion,
Give me that Old Time Religion,
It's good enough for me!

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

We will worship with the Druids,
drinking strange fermented fluids,
running naked through the wo-ods,
that's good enough for me.

Give me that Old Time Religion,
Give me that Old Time Religion,
Give me that Old Time Religion,
It's good enough for me!

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

We will love the charming lady,
We will mount her, I think maybe,
Be it Saturday or Sunday ...
That's good enough for me!

Give me that Old Time Religion,
Give me that Old Time Religion,
Give me that Old Time Religion,
It's good enough for me!