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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

"Twere writ long ago."

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

yup^^^

this guy with a wooden eye goes to a dance club. he's sitting all by himself for the longest time, cause no-one wants to dance with a guy who has a wooden eye, ya know ... and then he sees a woman walk in ... he notices she has a wooden leg. she sits down, all alone as well, so he figures he'll ask her to dance and he walks up to he table to ask her. "would you care to dance?" he says and she says "oh! wouldn i!? wouldn i?!" and he says "oh, yeah?! peg leg! peg leg!"

i once knew a woman with a wooden leg named smith


what do you call a woman with a wooden leg?

peg.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Is anyone else thinking of that dance group "STUMP"?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Being a Jersey Girl, I find more humor is visulaizing Big Pussy from the Soprano's ballroom dancing than Heather Mills.

But I have to admit, as terrible as it is, I'll be the first one laughing if her leg falls off during the quickstep or something. I'm so ashamed...LOL.






**BB**

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"And the girls say, Save a horse, Ride a Cowboy."

Apollo? Clyde "the glide"? I've never really watched this show...how many sports stars do they usually have on this show? I can only remember Jerry Rice and Emmit Smith from the past.