Ok, so last night hubby and I made love. After, I was sitting on the edge of the bed and he crawled across the bed to nibble on my neck. I turned my head towards him and my nose caught him right in the eye. LOL Poor guy.

Now I want to hear other people's bedroom blunders.

i've been knocked in the head with various body parts and done the same to him, fallen off the bed, smashed my head into the wall, smashed the glass dildo into my head, gagged, tripped, sneezed, burped, hiccoughed, farted, drooled, put the condom on inside out, and laughted my ass off.

sex is fun.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Does nearly setting a pillow on fire from the candles on the headboard count?

I have kicked my sweetie in the head. Um, more than once. A few more times and I'm sure he won't think it's an accident.


Of course, we probably shouldn't talk about the time a couple of years ago when my guy and I were fooling around and I was playing hard-to-get...and I literally kicked him out of the bed.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

I got a muscle spasm in my hip and he thought the ride was out of this world as I was trying to get him off of me......bounced off an old style water bed

I think the worse was one night with my ex, after sex, I was on the bottom edge of the bed admiring him... he said something hilarious and I threw my head back to laugh - completely lost my balance and just flipped off the bottom of the bed. Humiliating

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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.

I'd like to hear how Wyndhy smashed a glass dildo into her head

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Live Life, hearses don't come with luggage racks.
The second mouse always gets the cheese

There was the time I ended up with a very black eye, and my wife ended up with a mild concussion...

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Well, don't know if this is a blunder but when we try the doggie position there is a lot of farting like sounds ... needless to say we try this only occasionally ...!!

I got my leg caught between the edge of the bed and the matress of a waterbed while in mid thrust. My leg slid all the way through until I hit floor.

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Deep into that darkness peering,
long I stood there, wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams
no mortal ever dreamed before.

Fell off the bed once...