found this online... on myspace somewhere....

a perverted little survey

*have you ever had sex? duh
*how old were you when you lost your virginity? 16
*was it good? eh, i guess... it was as good as a first time can be i guess...
*any fetishes? i dont think so....
*best place to have sex: depends. i prefer a bed or couch... more bounce. hehe.
*sexual fantasies? in the rain... h0tt!! we were about to once but it was too cold i was shivering like crazy
*whats the kinkiest thing youve ever done? handcuffs, gags, blindfolds...
*most embarrassing thing youve said during sex? wasnt this another thread? im too embarrassed to say... i cant even think about it lol
*how many people have you had sex with? 3... or 2 i dunno... one of them used to cum to quick for it to count. haha. no seriously. i hate him too.
*gay straight or bi? straight... or bi curious
*ever do anything with a member of the same sex? no
*one place you want to have sex? the beach....in the rain! double hottness!
*how long does it take for you to climax? lol, depends... if im by myself, a few mins. with him, it varies
*ever had a friend with benefits? yes, and it was a huge waste of time cuz i fuckin hate him now... grrrrrr dont get me started...
*do you have a bf/gf? yes <3
*are they any good in bed? hell yes!! <33
*favorite position? doggie style hehe... or some other one that we tried a while back... dunno what its called lol
*how far would you go on a first date? not far at all. im old fashioned.
*what do you think about one night stands? nah im not into that
*have you ever videotaped yourself having sex? no
*would you? yea we tried but things got too hot too fast and we were like fuck it, were doin it now! lol

*have you ever had sex? yep
*how old were you when you lost your virginity? 16
*was it good? I imagine it was, I was scared to death..
*any fetishes? nope
*best place to have sex: depends on my mood
*sexual fantasies? to be with another woman with my s/o watching
*whats the kinkiest thing youve ever done? no kink here..too shy to try..
*most embarrassing thing youve said during sex? never said anything unless I was drunk and dont remember..lol
*how many people have you had sex with? too many to say.. I'm ashamed
*gay straight or bi? straight... or bi curious
*ever do anything with a member of the same sex? no
*one place you want to have sex? on top of the Eiffel Tower
*how long does it take for you to climax? lol, depends... if im by myself, a few mins. with him, it varies
*ever had a friend with benefits? yes
*do you have a bf/gf? no, just my husband
*are they any good in bed? yep
*favorite position? any.. but I like to be on top ... more control that way..hehe
*how far would you go on a first date? not far
*what do you think about one night stands? guilty.. but only a couple of times when I was younger.
*have you ever videotaped yourself having sex? no
*would you? yeah, I might

*have you ever had sex? of course
*how old were you when you lost your virginity? 15
*was it good? nope , it was outside and i ended up with a pinecone tryin to make its way up my but
*any fetishes? spank me
*best place to have sex: well ive had a lot of fun in the pool but i do think the bed is the best its got everything we need right beside it.............toys lubes ties downs hand cuffs u know the nessecities
*sexual fantasies? to add more ppl to our bedroom, either singles or couples dont care if they men or ladies
*whats the kinkiest thing youve ever done? 5 way, or lettin jeeping shave me with a straight razor
*most embarrassing thing youve said during sex? calle dout the wrong guys name LOL
*how many people have you had sex with? um 25-29 i get foggy there in the middle
*gay straight or bi? hetero-flexable!!!!!
*ever do anything with a member of the same sex? yuppers
*one place you want to have sex? in a gental waterfall
*how long does it take for you to climax? depends on how long ive been horney ehhehe
*ever had a friend with benefits? ya, i cuddnt stand the man , but damn e had a 10 inch tongue and cud breath thru his ears !!!!
*do you have a bf/gf? no, just my husband
*are they any good in bed? yep
*favorite position? i like it best on bottom so he can pound away and get me off harder while i clench around him and try to urge him faster and harder
*how far would you go on a first date? lol ive had sex with guys before ive known their names lol guess ill go pretty far
*what do you think about one night stands? have had em , have luved em , just make sure to wear a rubber!!
*have you ever videotaped yourself having sex? not yet, but i have photos
*would you? after i loose a bit more weight

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a perverted little survey

*have you ever had sex? If memory serves correctly, yes... haha.
*how old were you when you lost your virginity? 16
*was it good? We'd been dating for 2 years and he almost died in a car accident. I promised myself that the first chance I got, I would lose my virginity to him. It was good emotionally, but so so otherwise.
*best place to have sex: That depends on where and when... but mostly the bed is best. Mostly.
*sexual fantasies? I just want to know that I'm IT for him. Most of my fantasies are emotional.
*whats the kinkiest thing youve ever done? Extensive anal play.
*most embarrassing thing youve said during sex? "Excuse me"... lol
*how many people have you had sex with? More than 5
*gay straight or bi? Straight as an arrow.
*ever do anything with a member of the same sex? Nope.
*one place you want to have sex? I've had sex in alot of terrific places, but never on the couch upstairs. I choose that.
*how long does it take for you to climax? The time varies depending upon how desperate I am and how uninhibited I am at the time.
*ever had a friend with benefits? Almost. I seriously considered it with two different men, but decided that it wouldn't be in my best interest.
*do you have a bf/gf? Yep
*are they any good in bed? Of course!
*favorite position? I like to be on top, but it's all good. I'm still wanting him to be on top while I use my bullet.
*how far would you go on a first date? That would depend on how long I'd been waiting for that first date.
*what do you think about one night stands? No thanks.
*have you ever videotaped yourself having sex? Pictures yes, video no.
*would you? Maybe.... but not at this weight.

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a perverted little survey

*have you ever had sex? yea
*how old were you when you lost your virginity? 15
*was it good? I thought so at the time, until I got a lil older and had great sex, not I just think it was ok
*best place to have sex: I think anyplace when you just have to have the person right there, can't wait to get to the bed
*sexual fantasies? I've always had this thing about having sex out in the rain
*whats the kinkiest thing youve ever done? it's only kinky the first time, lol... i've tried so much it all just seems "normal" to me
*most embarrassing thing youve said during sex? wrong name, think that was in a thread a lil while ago
*how many people have you had sex with? More than 5 (i'm not changin this answer, hehe)
*gay straight or bi? Straight
*ever do anything with a member of the same sex? Nope.
*one place you want to have sex? i want it on the beach, i think that'd be so hot that it'd be worth getting sand in weird places
*how long does it take for you to climax? not very long (if the guy isn't getting the right places I'll help him out some)
*ever had a friend with benefits? once
*do you have a bf/gf? na
*are they any good in bed? I'm great!! hehe
*favorite position? doggy style
*how far would you go on a first date? definately don't have sex on the first date
*what do you think about one night stands? No
*have you ever videotaped yourself having sex? yea
*would you? it just depends on the guy, i wouldn't with just anyone

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*have you ever had sex? not sure, can someone give me a refresher??
*how old were you when you lost your virginity? 23
*was it good? HELL YEAH!!! ORAL, PENETRATIVE, the works!!!
*any fetishes? Voyeurism, some bondage
*best place to have sex: everywhere in the house... and even at work...
*sexual fantasies? hell yeah... but too long to describe here...
*whats the kinkiest thing youve ever done? tied someone down and used many things on them...
*most embarrassing thing youve said during sex? "FUCK ME!!" (as an exclamation) and the response was, "I AM!!!"
*how many people have you had sex with? 3...
*gay straight or bi? straight...
*ever do anything with a member of the same sex? not that i am aware of, well not sexually anyway
*one place you want to have sex? anywhere...
*how long does it take for you to climax? depends if it is a quicky or something drawn out... half hour upwards..
*ever had a friend with benefits? don't understand the question...
*do you have a bf/gf? nope, wife...
*are they any good in bed? she needs more practice...
*favorite position? woman on top...
*how far would you go on a first date? as far as i can...
*what do you think about one night stands? up for it...
*have you ever videotaped yourself having sex? my partners have never been interested...
*would you? have my camcorder all ready...

*have you ever had sex? yeah
*how old were you when you lost your virginity? 16
*was it good? I didn't complain
*any fetishes? a few
*best place to have sex: The pool
*sexual fantasies? Which one?
*whats the kinkiest thing you've ever done? heh ... sorry can't reveal that info
*most embarrassing thing you've said during sex? to me? nothing
*how many people have you had sex with? not that many
*gay straight or bi? bi curious
*ever do anything with a member of the same sex? was taught to masturbate
*one place you want to have sex? public bathroom
*how long does it take for you to climax? ranges from >1 minute to 3 hours
*ever had a friend with benefits? I guess so, I lost my virginity to her
*do you have a bf/gf? no, I traded her for a pair of blue jeans
*are they any good in bed? n/a
*favorite position? spooning
*how far would you go on a first date? Never dated
*what do you think about one night stands? Do I have to stand all night?
*have you ever videotaped yourself having sex? not exactly sex
*would you? affirmative.

*have you ever had sex? yup
*how old were you when you lost your virginity? 19
*was it good? hmmm no...we had had an argument and i wasn't speaking to her, lol... she ended up asking me about 6 times before we did... she was on top so i hadno control and it was all over in 10 minutes, lol.
*best place to have sex: hmm bed or the couch are prett good. the stairs was kinda exciting.
*sexual fantasies? in a dark room... no speeking allowed... with a mystery lady... hmmm!
*whats the kinkiest thing youve ever done? not much... gf's finger up my ass... oh sex in the bathrooom at a party while people were banging on th edoor wanting to go to pee!! Actually that was really hot.
*most embarrassing thing youve said during sex? can't think of anything
*how many people have you had sex with? 12 i think
*gay straight or bi? straight
*ever do anything with a member of the same sex? yup, when i was in my early teens
*one place you want to have sex? australia.... but only cos i just want to go to australia!
*how long does it take for you to climax? by myself, a few mins. with her i just prefer to wait until after she has
*ever had a friend with benefits? yes
*do you have a bf/gf? a wife
*are they any good in bed? yup
*favorite position? her on her back knees raised... my on my side legs under her knees... so my hands can reach too
*how far would you go on a first date? all the way
*what do you think about one night stands? tried it but found it a bit yucky... i think this was becuase of who it was though... probbably why it was a one night stand
*have you ever videotaped yourself having sex? not full sex
*would you? sure

*have you ever had sex? I seem to have this dim memory… and only the fact that I have a 10 year old son walking about convinces me that I am not just losing my mind… so yeah… I must have..
*how old were you when you lost your virginity? 17
*was it good? Not particularly
*any fetishes? Nope.
*best place to have sex: Is there a bad place?
*sexual fantasies? in the rain... in the snow… outside… in a hot tub…
*whats the kinkiest thing youve ever done? Haven’t experienced any kink… YET.
*most embarrassing thing youve said during sex? None
*how many people have you had sex with? 7
*gay straight or bi? straight
*ever do anything with a member of the same sex? no
*one place you want to have sex? I can’t just pick one
*how long does it take for you to climax? Depends on the position. On top… damn near instantaneous… other positions take more effort
*ever had a friend with benefits? Nope… but not closed to the idea.
*do you have a bf/gf? No
*are they any good in bed? I can’t remember
*favorite position? Top 2… can’t limit it to one… On top… doggie style
*how far would you go on a first date? Probably wouldn’t even make it to a base… it has been so long I would be terrified.
*what do you think about one night stands? Not interested….
*have you ever videotaped yourself having sex? Nope..
*would you? Maybe.. .with the right partner.

*have you ever had sex? Yep
*How old were you when you lost your virginity? 17
*was it good? Yep
*any fetishes? Yep
*best place to have sex: Bed
*sexual fantasies? Many
*whats the kinkiest thing youve ever done? Many
*most embarrassing thing youve said during sex? Dunno
*how many people have you had sex with? Too many to recall exactly
*gay straight or bi? Bi
*ever do anything with a member of the same sex? Some
*one place you want to have sex? Under a waterfall
*how long does it take for you to climax? Varies
*ever had a friend with benefits? Yep
*do you have a bf/gf? Yep
*are they any good in bed? Yep
*favorite position? Woof
*how far would you go on a first date? All the way if comfortable and compatable
*what do you think about one night stands? Tis cool
*have you ever videotaped yourself having sex? Yep
*would you? Yep

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*have you ever had sex? Nah, never
*how old were you when you lost your virginity? 19
*was it good? Got better over time, but pretty damn good as a start
*any fetishes? Bondage, exhibitionism, voyerism
*best place to have sex: The office
*sexual fantasies? Threeway, group fun
*whats the kinkiest thing youve ever done? honey, peanut butter, and popsicles were involved
*most embarrassing thing youve said during sex? Um, uh, it kinda, went to sleep
*how many people have you had sex with? 12 (i think)
*gay straight or bi? straight (with some flexibility should the need arise)
*ever do anything with a member of the same sex? no
*one place you want to have sex? Backstage at a theatre
*how long does it take for you to climax? Can hold out for 30 mins if needed, usually sooner once I get going
*ever had a friend with benefits? yes
*do you have a bf/gf? yes
*are they any good in bed? Not bad
*favorite position? Her riding, doggie
*how far would you go on a first date? "Just about as far as she'd let me go"
*what do you think about one night stands? Okay, better when you can have a second or third night stand
*have you ever videotaped yourself having sex? Time lapse photos via webcam (didn't have the disk space to go full out taping)
*would you? Saving for the camcorder

[*have you ever had sex? I would say its safe to assume that.
*how old were you when you lost your virginity? 16
*was it good? Lol no! It ended all too quickly. Not because I came too quick, or at all for that matter. But because,,,well put it this way, she was 5'1 and I was 6'2. Our poroprtions just didnt work out comfortably, we had to stop.
*best place to have sex: depends. Im a fan of a big old bed. Something comfortable and big enough to not hinder whatever tosses and turns the festivities bring.
*sexual fantasies? I guess it would be group sex of some sort, either a MFF, MFFF, MFFFFFFFFFFFF, or more reasonably a big orgy. Hot!!
*whats the kinkiest thing youve ever done? Depends, whats kinky to some is tame to others.
*most embarrassing thing youve said during sex? Cant remember ever saying anything embarassing during sex.
*how many people have you had sex with? several :wingang:
*gay straight or bi? as an arrow
*ever do anything with a member of the same sex? Go hiking, jam out, talk to, drink with, looked for girls,,,,,OOOOOOH you mean like that!?! Nooooooo hehe.
*one place you want to have sex? @ a swingers club surrounded by other couples going at it all around us.
*how long does it take for you to climax? Depends on the mood, method and how recently I had came before that.
*ever had a friend with benefits? A couple, but it really does ruin the relationship, only one remained a friend. But once I started dating my current gf, that friendship was severed. My current gf is uncomortable with us remaing friends. So I guess in the end you will ususally not have that friend anymore.
*do you have a bf/gf? She is the love of my life!
*are they any good in bed? Initally we both were horrible, but after almost 4 years, we have become virtual Jedis of the bedroom. LOL
*favorite position? Hard to quantify, but in no particular order, basic missonary-top/bottom, reverse cowgirl, 69, doggy.
*how far would you go on a first date? If I were single? Situation dictats the rule. Some girls would only be a good night kiss, with others I may go for the goal and perhaps even the 2 point conversion.
*what do you think about one night stands? The one time I did that it was fun, but nothing more ever came of it. It was just empty sex.
*have you ever videotaped yourself having sex? n :wingang: maybe
*would you? would you like to see it?

*have you ever had sex? uh yeah
*how old were you when you lost your virginity? 14
*was it good? eh, not exactly
*any fetishes? i dont think so....
*best place to have sex: depends. at the beach on in any public place
*sexual fantasies? in the rain... aswell

*whats the kinkiest thing youve ever done?
*most embarrassing thing youve said during sex? he had almost finishe and I said " Is it in yet? "
*how many people have you had sex with? 16
*gay straight or bi? bi
*ever do anything with a member of the same sex? yes
*one place you want to have sex? the beach.
*how long does it take for you to climax? about 15mins
*ever had a friend with benefits? never
*do you have a bf/gf? yes
*are they any good in bed? yeah of course
*favorite position? doggie style.
*how far would you go on a first date? not far at all, but depends on the person and how long I have known them
*what do you think about one night stands? nah im not into that
*have you ever videotaped yourself having sex? no
*would you? It's a possibility

[QUOTE=ILikeItRough]found this online... on myspace somewhere....

a perverted little survey

*have you ever had sex? well of course I have!!!!
*how old were you when you lost your virginity? 21
*was it good? it was interesting, I'll say that much
*any fetishes? No
*best place to have sex: Bed
*sexual fantasies? To have a threesome with 2 girls.
*whats the kinkiest thing youve ever done? I once wore an elephant g-string.
*most embarrassing thing youve said during sex? Next
*how many people have you had sex with? 8
*gay straight or bi? straight
*ever do anything with a member of the same sex? no
*one place you want to have sex? Don't have particular place that I can think of for this.
*how long does it take for you to climax? It depends on the position that I am in.
*ever had a friend with benefits? No
*do you have a bf/gf? yes
*are they any good in bed? Yes
*favorite position? doggie style
*how far would you go on a first date? Depends on the situation.
*what do you think about one night stands? Waste of time.
*have you ever videotaped yourself having sex? no
*would you? Not sure.

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*have you ever had sex? Yes
*how old were you when you lost your virginity? 18
*was it good? eh... was first time so I had nothing to compare to
*any fetishes? mmm some... but only one person gets to know and he's not on this board
*best place to have sex: hmm probably in the shower xD
*sexual fantasies? mmmm camping... and during a thunderstorm
*whats the kinkiest thing you've ever done? mmm bondage...
*most embarrassing thing you've said during sex? a hockey player's name
*how many people have you had sex with? 1
*gay straight or bi? straight
*ever do anything with a member of the same sex? yes
*one place you want to have sex? camping!! *looks around* is it march yet? =D
*how long does it take for you to climax? usually 10-20 minutes
*ever had a friend with benefits? nope
*do you have a bf/gf? nope, just a potential one =) care about him very very much
*are they any good in bed? I think he will be... ^-^
*favorite position? rear entry
*how far would you go on a first date? depends on how well I get along with him
*what do you think about one night stands? nope, long haul for me =) gotta care about someone to give yourself to them
*have you ever videotaped yourself having sex? nope
*would you? nope, probably not