sorry parody thread (((((((((((((Chey))))))))))))))

back to the topic at hand. I spend a zillion dollars at the hardware store. I heard Lowes is the stock to buy right now with it being hurricane season.


Are you a hardware store junkie? What aisles call to you? Or is it the garden center that seduces you?

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I love Lowe's and Home Depot.....I could stay in there for hours just imagining all I would do if I had the money. However, send me to the Mall and you better drug me...I hate it!

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Do you like any area of the hardware store the most?

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Love Home Depot. For those in the upper mid-west, hate Menard's just because of their ads.

Favorite department changes by the season. I love the garden center in the spring and summer. Start looking at tools in the fall, but I always return to the electrical department.

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I am the same as (((((Tin)))))...my imagination runs wild... especially in the bathroom area.. the huge bathtubs cool sinks and tile. We are still at the construction stage and we have this huge tub with jets sitting in a box just begging to be put in. It can hold 4 people :lust:

I also like the section where all of the moldings and dowls are... I just want to make stuff out of them.. lol

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I used to visit Home Depot or Menards sometimes just to check out the hot guys shopping...and hope they'd stop to ask if I need some help with that wrench I was pretending to consider buying...

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<--- *heads straight over to his nearest Low's plumbing department*























... (in Iowa). :jump:

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Originally Posted by Cheyanne ..... we have this huge tub with jets sitting in a box just begging to be put in. I can hold 4 people :lust:...

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Oh TT...... where have you been my whole life? :hug:

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In the wrong place at the wrong time...the story of my life! lol

I'm also volunteering to be the 3rd or 4th in Chey's tub!

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Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi

LOL - I love the Home Depot... because my dad has always taught me so many different things since I was little. So I enjoy wandering all the departments thinking of things that I could build and/or fix.

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cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all

Tools and electrical. Sometimes plumbing. Depends on what I am doing.

I found a lot of stuff for a costume I made at Lowe's.

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I like Home Depot -- mainly have been looking at bathroom and cabinet fixtures recently. We have a sixties-era house that needs some (cheap) sprucing up. When I get time (maybe over Christmas) I plan to update some stuff.

I can't bring myself to go to Lowe's since my stepfather died there in 2001. But I used to like it....

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I guess I'm typical of most men, I'll drool over the tools first and then wander through lumber and check prices for the projects I keep putting off. I'll wander the whole place several times if schedules permit though. It's fun to dream using visual aids. LOL Customers included :lust:

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