Gotta know this: when was your most embarrassing hard-on?

Mine would probably be when I walked into my old World History teacher's room for the first time, her being drop-dead GORGEOUS.. :devilish:

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Slave To The Metal!

Mine would have to be walking with my (now ex-wife) through a shopping mall. I had boxers on that day instead of jocks. Big mistake. The silk rubbing on my penis was enough to get things going. In the end I had to sit down to hide it.

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Gotta be the age old at the pool. Lots of girls in bikini's. Grandma tells me to come out of the pool for lunch. I wasn't about to move.

Oh man, hadn't even thought about it in years. I was dating a young lady and things were going OK but sex hadn't entered the picture. We'd gotten in from a date and were smooching in her front yard. I notice my boner seemed a little freer than usual... fortunately the lights were low cuz when I glanced down he was standing there at attention in full view! My pants were unzipped. I managed to corral him kind of awkwardly and she pretended not to notice but I was embarrassed. I think I was 20 or so. She was 18 I think.

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As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will. He will be sure to repent - Socrates

Love is not looking in each other's eyes, but looking together in the same direction - Antoine De Saint-Exupery

That would be answering the motel room door when the firemen wanted to evacuate because of reports of smoke.

And no...it wasn't because I hadn't used lube! Smartasses!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I ate my way through a fire alarm once LOL in a motel in Myrtle Beach... it was sooooo relieved to find out it was a false alarm. What can I say, Aussie treats are so good you don't want to stop!

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As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will. He will be sure to repent - Socrates

Love is not looking in each other's eyes, but looking together in the same direction - Antoine De Saint-Exupery

cause you said "guys only"~ I'll take my embarassingly arroused nipples and post elsewhere

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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Not so fast, maybe you can hide them.

Quick...shove them into my mouth!




Ummm.........I was talking to Lilith. lmfao

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

the one that showed up about 10 minutes late LOL

In a grocery store.Ralphs I think it was.I poped in for a couple of items wearing only a sweat suit.Draw string pants and a hooded zippered up top.The lady in front of me in line was about 42 and gorgeous.She wore an off the shoulder sweater and no brassiere. When she bend down to pick up the last of her items, SCHWIIING!!!!!!! it was tent city. She must have seen it,because she gave me a smile......

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

*Fervently thanking God that the cock I worship and adore does NOT grow on my body* (am also very thankful that wet pussies aren't as obvious as hard cocks are!)

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

When I was in my early teens and the hormones were just beginning to surge, it seemed I was getting an erection all the freakin time. The worst place was in church. My mother was very religious so we had to go every week without fail. At least as an alter boy I had robes on to cover it up but I had to drop out of the choir because I couldn't stand up in front of everyone like that. Thank god I found a girlfriend a couple of years later who was more than happy to help me out whenever the need arose.

High school. I always got a hard on two minutes before the end of first period. It would grow down the leg of my jeans and I couldn't stand up afterwards. Every morning I'd walk hunched over.

One morning it angled up so standing was no problem but "the tent" was clearly visible. I held my books in front and walked into a hall packed with people. I mean PACKED!

A girl (over the top babe!) was crushed into me by the crowd. My books brushed aside and my penis got her right in the ass. She thought I'd grabbed her butt. She turned, very angry, and noticed my hard-on.

She smiled big and walked away. That smile... I still remember it.

Years ago when I was in the canadian army. I was dating another infantry private. We were in the back of an armoured personnel carrier...her riding me...the driver fell asleep and went off the road down a lil ravine and came to a stop when he smashed into a massive maple tree..her and I were knocked out cold as we bounced off the armoured walls...so as the rescue vehicles arrived and opened up the hatch...all they saw were two pantless bodies..hahaha..we were bugged for months! It was having a grey wool blanket thrown over it so they didnt have to stare at it lol. Good times..Good times!

When I was young, I once had an erection...


from grade 4 to grade 10.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.