I have a theory. I believe that every problem in the world can be solved by either a hammer, duct tape or WD40.

For example, terrorism. A pesky problem to be sure. I believe it can be solved by a duct tape. All passengers on airlines should be thoroughly wrapped in duct tape to prevent any hijack attempts.

Problem at work? Hammer. Works on either that troublesome fax machine...or that annoying boss.

So, my friends, I ask that you help prove me right. Reply to the problem above by answering if you would solve it with either a hammer, duct tape or WD40 and how you would do so, and then post a problem of your own. You get the idea.

Now to start things off...

A bad hair day.

Make a hat out of duct tape (yeeowtch on the taking it off though)

A tail light broke on your car?

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It's a BOY!!

Hammer. Break out the other one to make a matching set.

Telemarketers calling you.

WD-40. Loosen the connections in their phones, so that when they try and call, everything comes unconnected.

Politicians who make empty promises just to get themselves elected.

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Duct tape. Put it over their mouths so that they have to put everything in writing.

Favorite team not doing well in the play-offs.

Hammer... so they can claim poor performance was due to injuries rather than lack of talent...

Those pesky noseeums in the summer time.. akkkkkkkkk!

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