what is the one thing that would surprise others most to find out about you?

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

That I'm really a man.
Just kidding just kidding.

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

I used to be very shy!

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"Old man, how is it that you can hear these things?

Young man, how is it that you do not?"

I won 2nd place in a pagent as a teenager.

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~Tainted Love~

I'm very shy

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"Stand strong in the face of life's storms and the sun will always shine on you"

Aries Men:
Sleeping with him is like playing croquet with live bombs-you never know what is going to happen! Never expect him to wait for you to be ready-he will rip your clothes off if he is ready to go. Don't tease him or you'd better be ready to deliver. Fond of slave master games and he likes it rough. Aries men are also explorers, so be ready to go where no woman has gone before.
*His favorite position: a woman on her knees leaning forward.

My pic threads
The power of a hot woman
Who wants to join me?
Yes Lililth I did take pics.
Couple Pics
Tess's Big Adventure
Tess, her girlfriend and the new toy
Tess's kinky side

LMFAO

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

That I own and operate two seperate, moderately successful businesses (keeps me busy).

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"Old man, how is it that you can hear these things?

Young man, how is it that you do not?"

I have my dad's temper. Especially when driving thru town. But I'm getting better at controling it.

That I can speak, read, and write two very different languages.

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"Old man, how is it that you can hear these things?

Young man, how is it that you do not?"

I've only had sex with one person.

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~Tainted Love~

I once lived in Ichinomiya, Japan.

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"Old man, how is it that you can hear these things?

Young man, how is it that you do not?"

That I've flown and sailed both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.

That I never believed that a person could find lasting relationship happiness on the internet!

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

There is a real Oldfart who cares what happens here.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

I poo poo'd the idea too, that is, until I met Mayhem here.*sigh* i love him!

I LUST Lou's mind (well and other scrumptious bits of her as well) I get so much enjoyment out of reading her advice (see my sig) I think she oughtta write a book!