09-14-2004, 05:22 PM
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Truth In Advertising...rofl
I may be slow but damn if I haven't finally figured it out! The reason men put in their profiles that they enjoy...long walks on the beach, candlelit dinners and good movies is ..........
If they put what they really enjoyed....Beer, scratching their ass and watching football, they would never find a woman!
Then again, if I see a man's profile that says he enjoys the walks on the beach at sunset, etc...I'm usually thinking..what stupid bitch is gonna actually believe that?
Just felt like sharing...
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09-14-2004, 05:37 PM
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Please don't get me started!
~I might be what you're looking for.
~Show me a pic, it's only fair.
~Let's take a bike ride on the boardwalk.
So many cliches & catchphrases!
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09-14-2004, 05:40 PM
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I'd prefer to drink beer and scratch his ass while he tries to concentrate on football
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09-14-2004, 05:42 PM
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Sigh
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What about those of us who don't like beer, football, and our own ass? I like cars, nature, and poon tang .
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09-14-2004, 05:45 PM
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a-dick-ted to oz
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.....yep, know exactly what ya mean....i think i've finally deciphered all that BS tho....it's a type of shorthand....here's my interpretations:
loves long walks on the beach really means>>>> walk this way, i've already scouted out a secluded spot, we can have sex
loves candlelight dinners and wine, really means>>>> i'm schmoozing and i'm gonna get you drunk, we can have sex
loves to cuddle and just watch tv, really means>>>>> we can have sex
anybody else got any other good ideas for all that dribble they spout?
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09-14-2004, 05:46 PM
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Give them sex first...it fucks up their plan
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09-14-2004, 05:52 PM
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Made in England
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilith
Give them sex first...it fucks up their plan
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Did that once and it fucked up my plans for 7 years!
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09-14-2004, 06:05 PM
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oh! Maybe not then
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09-14-2004, 06:11 PM
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I love reading profiles....some of the best humor!
Like...some I have met!
Lonely widower seeking special someone- He forgot he had a someone at home.
Seeking a lady who is employed- ditto...was on welfare
Not seeking serious comittment- married or just wants some action
Wants to be friends first- yes and last with fucking in between
Loves family- yes especially putting the eyes on my 29 year old daughter
Ready to move on with his life- and move into my house
I travel alot for work- he was going to be in my area and wanted to "make an appointment".
I am in no way bashing men. I love men.....just a few examples of the types I have run into in the past! I have heard many bad things about females too.
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09-14-2004, 06:27 PM
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I must have wandered in here by mistake....
But having read this far, I may as well comment.
For the Record, I really DO loves long walks on secludud beaches - gets us away from all the idiots out there.
I also enjoy a romantic candelight dinner for 2 - at a restaraunt - so I don't have to help wash the dishes.
And I REALLY enjoy cuddling and watching TV - now shut up and give me back my remote!
LOL, seriously tho, there are afew of us guys that DO like the musshy stuff!
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09-15-2004, 03:53 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kathy1
.....yep, know exactly what ya mean....i think i've finally deciphered all that BS tho....it's a type of shorthand....here's my interpretations:
loves long walks on the beach really means>>>> walk this way, i've already scouted out a secluded spot, we can have sex
loves candlelight dinners and wine, really means>>>> i'm schmoozing and i'm gonna get you drunk, we can have sex
loves to cuddle and just watch tv, really means>>>>> we can have sex
anybody else got any other good ideas for all that dribble they spout?
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No, candlelight dinner means i need you to pay my power bill!
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09-15-2004, 04:02 AM
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hehe.. either what catch22 said... or.. there's non broke lazy man's version
damn i wish she'd turn the fucking lights on.....
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09-15-2004, 04:06 AM
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a-dick-ted to oz
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"think we are freaks now.. just wait till you really get inside our heads.."<<<<< ranger1930
can i just get in your pants, instead?
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09-15-2004, 01:53 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TinTennessee
I may be slow but damn if I haven't finally figured it out! The reason men put in their profiles that they enjoy...long walks on the beach, candlelit dinners and good movies is ..........
If they put what they really enjoyed....Beer, scratching their ass and watching football, they would never find a woman!
Then again, if I see a man's profile that says he enjoys the walks on the beach at sunset, etc...I'm usually thinking..what stupid bitch is gonna actually believe that?
Just felt like sharing...
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I walk along the beach till I find some topless teenage girls!
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09-15-2004, 03:41 AM
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I have had on a proflie for a net dating site that: Must like long walks. (Because I don't have a car!)
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